Alyastra

Tired left wing witch
Loves everything cyberpunk

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

Dear universe
If I have to live in a dystopia can it at least be a cool one where me and my friends have secret superpowers and live in a cool cyberpunk city rather than the evil but somehow boring one we are currently getting?

[BeshearStan @BeshearStan]

Starmer having over 400 seats only to resign in just a year because he’s so hated should put the whole “Centrism wins” strategy to rest

[onion person @CantEverDie]

>becomes prime minister
>wins largest majority seen in labour history
>pivots the party hard right, cracks down on palestinian protestors and privacy rights
>completely destroys the labour party
>resigns

what was bro doing any of this for

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@OrevaZSN Because most conspiracy theorists punch down. They fantasize about being Neo or Luke Skywalker and exposing and beating the people behind the conspiracy but as soon as it becomes "real" and there are actual powerful people involved they vanish.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Honestly, I love how Millenials and GenZ are collectively rejecting Hustle Culture.

No we will not sleep for 2 hours.
No we will not work on our rest days
No there is no glory in blind devotion to the grind
No it is not admirable to- very literally -work oneself to the ġrave

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@pollybirkbeck Some of the cheesecake ones are pretty good but at that price you might as well buy an entire cheesecake.

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes Hopefully whoever has the job next gets rid of the social media ID law

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@GlobalDiss Don't they know that not everyone has or can afford a passport?

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@StatisticUrban When the left wanted them to "go green" this wasn't quite what we had in mind 🤭

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I cannot wrap my head around having enough money to end world hunger, homelessness, or poverty and just… NOT doing it. Like, what do you want to use all that money for? You’re literally going to die anyway?

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@DiscussingFilm Wait for real?! I've been waiting for this for a over a decade!

[Gabsmeister Hawktuah 🇵🇸 @hawkes_gabriel]

@sapphyreblayze When the hell did we start treating serious crimes as petty crimes and petty crimes as serious crimes?

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@broken_sonnets That's my plan. Buy one copy to keep and wait until it's cheaper and get a second copy for poster

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@NeetWorldOrder Them: If you don't like it leave society and go live in the wild.
Me: I live in the UK and it's illegal or that would actually be my plan

[Nic @fearnley_n]

Public consultation survey had no clickable 'No' option to disagree with the social media ban, Labour then used this to claim public support.

[Mini Modu @MinModulation]

does labour think the youth will vote for them once they come of age, after doing this

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@NoNonsenseND Is there any way to stop this from happening because I hate feeling constantly tired or zoning out when I'm bored

[Charlotte :3 @charloofers]

"welcome to the real world" your real world fucking sucks my guy, that's why we're trying to change it

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Alyastra @_NotASpy_]

@justdavenow89 The amount of apathy