Katie

Fact. Pluto Is A Planet.

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

Not my house but I know my way around

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

Can't listen to Christmas music without crying. EVERY DAMN TIME. It always gets me.

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

I LIKE ELLEN DEGENERESS - SUE ME

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“ I wasn’t there” as a response when talking about a boy IS SO UNHELPFUL.

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

Thinking about buying a Christmas tree just to feel something again.

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Public inquiry: who shall go to the planetarium with me!

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lately all i've been thinking about is denim

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

“It’s a big rat bugs world”

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

Who wants to commit espionage with me. The current team isn’t fairing well.

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

No one freak out but I just read a chapter before bed!

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

I’m gonna share something so vulnerable. I love it when brands comment on TikTok’s. I know it’s for money- I don’t care- it’ll get a smile out of me every time

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Watching aquatic life rn brb

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

In another less cruel world I was born on a prairie. Frolicking my days away.

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

May the good lord teach me how to tap dance

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

If there really are planets with human equivalent beings… I wonder if they would have the same exact understanding of the universe and how we came to be. Like our concept of math is unique to our planet… would they have discovered the same things but in their version of math?

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

Would sacrifice Joelle (my twin) for a buttered baguette at this very moment

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

@ChipotleTweets can you send me a gift card so I can get a quesadilla? My order: Carnitas, side of black beans, two sides of white rice, guacamole, and a Large Diet Coke. It would make my holidays shine!

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

Kinda messed up we make people choose which they like better: dogs or cats. No animal asks for that. Why do we pit them against each other? Capitalism? Who asked? Where did this age old competition start? Do they know about it?

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

@iForgiveOJ without me?

[Katie @_Not_Katy_Perry]

Poor Katniss, being asked to lead a revolution as a teenager. I can't even clear my own acne, imagine rallying people to beat the capitol.