Not Waldo

I’m here so I won’t get fined.

[Not Waldo @_Not_Waldo]

@MitchellLawre20 If Ravenden has a million haters, I’m one of them.
If Ravenden has 5 haters, I’m one of them.
If Ravenden has 1 hater, that one is me.
If Ravenden has 0 haters, I’m no longer alive.
If the world stands with Ravenden then Im against the world.
Til my last breath, fuck Ravenden.

[Racism Watchdog @RacismDog]

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

[Marlon @marlonmalibu]

Yall lucky I’m not President. I would’ve had everyone with them bright ass headlights executed day 1.

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Dan Campbell today when asked about playing the Vikings on Sunday said, "This is big boy football. Games like this are why you work so hard. I didn't sleep well last night. I woke up to a childlike figure with glowing red eyes standing at the foot of my bed saying 7 days."

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Sir Yacht @SirYacht_]

What is each presidential candidate’s plan to get Deshaun Watson off the Browns

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

TRUMP: I shouldn't say this, but in vermilion city under a truck there's a little pokemon. a beautiful pokemon, the first pokemon, i think

HARRIS: not true.

TRUMP: They won't move the truck. 3 years, they could have moved it. they don't want you to catch the Mew. it's terrible

[Not Waldo @_Not_Waldo]

Asking for me.

[Not Waldo @_Not_Waldo]

Does having sex in Denver count as being part of the ‘mile high club’ since it’s a mile above sea level or does the ‘mile high club’ membership requirements specifically state that it needs to be a mile above the surface of the earth.

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️

[S♱SHA (hiatus for commz) @ushiguros]

LIGHT YAGAMI IF YOU CAN HEAR US. LIGHT YAGAMI. LIGHT YAGAMI IF YOU CAN HEAR US SAVE US

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Bad debate nights happen. Trust me, I know. But this election is still a choice between someone who has fought for ordinary folks his entire life and someone who only cares about himself. Between someone who tells the truth; who knows right from wrong and will give it to the American people straight — and someone who lies through his teeth for his own benefit. Last night didn’t change that, and it’s why so much is at stake in November. https://t.co/Tn2TQu5Djo

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

We’re like a month away from a viral video of a new Ole Miss frat kid being outrageously racist in one of these

[Not Waldo @_Not_Waldo]

Out here buying Plan B on Mothers Day being like ‘nah bruh not today’

[peter @arabatman_]

“are you up to date with the Drake & Kendrick beef” brother is your resume up to date for job opportunities