Ben St. George

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[🎙️Not Another Sox Podcast🎙️ @NASPpodcast]

Bleacher Bar

Boston, Massachusetts

[soon. @JoeMama158710]

can we give Porzingis his respect now? guy had a literal disease derail his career and quite literally made the Mavs ragequit 1 quarter into the NBA finals

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Currently at a wine bar for my girlfriend’s birthday and one of her friends just brought up the Vrabel Russini affair

[RCsWorld @RCsWrld]

These 2 just went on a 10-0 run in a playoff game

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

So sick of seeing that fuckass picture of RDJ

[autist @litteralyme0]

Dentist: You're brushing wrong
Doctor: You're eating wrong
Personal trainer: You're training wrong
Bartender: Great choice sir

[smalls @StephieSmallls]

me asking 20 years olds if they know plaxico burress

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG. They broke the baseball bat during the unveiling of Ichiro Suzuki's statue at T-Mobile Park. 😂😂😂

[butchatron 9000 @Dastempsa]

unfortunately utah absolutely bodied this one thing

[lissy @rylandsgrace]

he accidentally became the ambassador of space i’m crine 😭😭

[Luke @qLxke_]

read through the qrts and replies if you want to experience what the internet was like 15 years ago

[Owen 🥋 @owenswdMMA]

Are we deadass

[Sammy 🇵🇸 @JackyWackyDA]

Cold take, but the Mark III continues to mog every single future MCU Iron Man suit.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i miss when “goon” just meant you were a henchman in a badass crime gang

[DiscussingFish @DiscussingFish]

The main cast of ‘JAMES' has been revealed:

Glenn Howerton as James Gunn
Tom Hardy as Zack Snyder
Jon Bernthal as Frank Grillo
Chris Pratt as Tom King
Morgan Wallen as Chris Pratt
Rhea Seehorn as Jennifer Holland
Henry Cavill as David Corenswet
Woody Harrelson as Kevin Feige

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Happy 52nd Birthday to Christian Bale 🎂