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messy anxious bitch. T1D she/her

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

Hearing Lisa Kudrow call Linda Cardellini a cunt was never on my bucket list but I am so glad I can cross it off #NoGoodDeed

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

If you think “Biden is old” is a dealbreaker, but “Trump raped 12 year olds and said he wants to be a dictator” isn’t, then I don’t need to hear your opinions on polling and the election.

[🦇 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 | nsfw @horrorsthetics]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

My nephew is having a crisis over Pluto right now. He thought scientists deleted it from existence and was worried no one loved it

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

Hannah Montana made my top five artists for the second year in a row

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

“It happens so fast. You’re like “I’m a hot dude and then all of a sudden you’re a pilgrim””

[emily may @emilykmay]

are women ever going to admit that thongs are the most sensory nightmare piece of clothing that has ever existed or are they still going to look at me in my eyeballs and say “i actually find them more comfortable.”

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

I’m so over Jared gaslighting blue constantly. Girl if he’s willing to talk to you like that when cameras are around imagine how he gonna talk in private #bb25

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

There’s a little diabetic at school this year and I see her for about 5 minutes a day. I love seeing her not be shy about showing her sensor and we both have Fanny packs with snacks in them 🥹 it is absolutely my favorite 5 minutes of the day

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

for all the medicated barbies out there

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

plankton singing diamonds is my sole personality trait for the unforeseeable future

[cléa @homecominqs]

he changed the trajectory of my life forever with this one

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

@Underhill_FTW This is so unhinged. Made me audibly laugh at work. Thank you for sharing 🙏🏼

[jo @katnissballad]

this is the man that killed finnick everyone get your heads straight

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

My favorite part of working in an elementary school is that I get to play Barbie’s with 7 year olds and be considered good at my job

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

Stuck at 300+ all day and wasted over 50 units of insulin because of a bad site 😭😭😭

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

I can’t believe my mom tries to pretend that SpongeBob isn’t comedy gold

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

“It’s never too late to not be a dick”

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

The joint and muscle pain that often accompanies high blood sugar are so damn annoying and make me feel like an 80 year old grandmother

[rachel @_Notthepidgeon_]

I dressed up for Valentine’s Day and when my minimally verbal kid got of the bus they gasped and said “oooo pretty”