Nurse Gerard

#DraagTWT Draag's favorite nurse, 3 years in a row.

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

MUSE

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@PATIENTGW88 Give me them. I have a idea.

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@PATIENTGW88 Why?

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

There was an old nurse who lived in a shoe~
He had so many patients, he didn’t know what to do~
He cut them and sliced them and spread them out wide~
And said ‘look at all these lovely insides!’~

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

Hickory dickory dock~
The scalpel cut the clock~
The guts spilled out with a splish and a splat~
Hickory dickory dock~
What a beautiful mat~

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@boredindraag Oh!

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@boredindraag No I did not

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@boredindraag Proof?

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@PATIENTGW88 Oh..I’m not shushing about this.

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@_NurseWay_ You hurt me

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@boredindraag But I’m nice!

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@boredindraag Why?

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@crystalsk1ess @gorticia //what did i do?

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

Old MacDonald had a ward~ E-I-E-I-O~
And in that ward he had some guts~ E-I-E-I-O~
With a squish-squish here and a slice-slice there~
Here a bleed, there a scream, everywhere a red stream~
Old MacDonald had a ward… and Nurse Way made it art~ 💉"

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@PATIENTGW88 WHY

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@lysitheism Attempt to come around the September months- that’s when the local mall has comic con

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@PATIENTGW88 Are you hungry?

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

@lysitheism //Yesssss just lmk when cause I’ll probably meet you somewhere on that trip with gifts-

[Nurse Gerard @_NurseWay_]

Pop goes the weasel, pop goes the spleen~
Out comes the liver, nice and sheen~
Guts go splat on the shiny steel tray~
Nurse Way dances while they spray~
What a lovely red ballet~