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[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

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[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

Started following some of my new coworkers and they’re all nursing influencers 😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell.

A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway.

An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car.

And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto the wrong lawn.

In a nation armed to the teeth & perpetually primed for war, these tragedies are only going to happen more often, not less.

What the hell are we doing?

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

When your headaches are instantly relieved by coffee 🙃

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Ladies, don't let anyone tell you you are ever past your prime." - Michelle Yeoh #Oscars

[Vulture @vulture]

"Mom, I just won an Oscar" —Ke Huy Quan #oscars

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

Why is finishing the last few weeks of school the most stressful thing I’ve ever done. IM SUPPOSED TO BE RELAXED AND HAPPY THAT IM DONE.

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

I’ve had a 4 year old patient screaming “fuck you motherfucker” while hitting and biting me for the past 6 hours, how’s your night/ morning going 🙂

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

I’ve been going to school 5ever and finally seeing this stupid finish line is giving me the worst senioritis ever 🙃

[Enrique Hernández @kikehndez]

Don’t worry guys! He’s in good hands!! 😏

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

Could everyone not be needy af tonight. 😅 I’m dying.

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

I hate birthday politics. Why does it have to be so stressful and disappointing to plan stuff when it’s supposed to be your nice carefree day 😭

[g 🎀 @pgisell_]

HOW ARE WE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE JUSTIN TURNER ISN'T A DODGER FOR LIFE

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

12 hours is just too much sometimes. 🥲

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

What if The Bell had a yearly wrap-up?

"You bought 217 Baja Blasts in 2022."
"You were in the top .01% of 1am drive-thru orders."
"You only spilled sauce on your shirt six times."

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

I miss sunlight 🥲

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

I am emotionally drained. 😓

[Brian Mansfield @brian_mansfield]

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

At a bar by Bryant’s school waiting for him to get out of class and a table of 12 started jugging their beers shouting “we gotta get to class” and i love them 😂

[ohkizzle ☾ @_OHkay]

The worst part about Night Shift is that bryant doesn’t acknowledge all the funny videos i send him at 3 am cuz he just wakes up and skims through them. 😭 lol

[𝒜𝓁𝓎𝓈𝓈𝒶 @alyssamxoxo_]

This is FACTS @Dodgers SMFH !! 💯