Hilary

😊

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans can now download and print birth certificates online, ending the need to visit Huduma Centres to collect them.

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

Don’t worry guys… I got home safely 😂😂😂.

This is surreal even for me. I need like a day or two to actually accept my new reality.

First impression: this car is super smooth and comfortable AF! Who said these cars are not comfortable? 😳

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

At this point ii mercedes watupe Tu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

When you see it … 👌
Happy Father’s Day 😎.

Mali iko njiani

[Batmobile_A7 @Byron_Kr]

@essumankwesi_ never misses. Proper stills 💯💯

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If your relationship survives that Elephant Hill hike just marry her bro

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Cabron alisomesha bro wake who recently graduated akamtaftia entry level job ya 50k

Job ilikuwa based Meru blud akamwambia Meru doesn't have aesthetics & baddies

Boyz ana niambia Guinness sahi inaonja cocaine, ameambia blud akuwe akipigia nyanyake akitaka food & rent

YOUNGINS!

[Sir KELVIN🎩 @Kevoh_254]

Gaidi after any slight arguments:

[Thot gpt @Kivutss]

Spendthrifts kama mimi tunajua pesa hurudi, money is energy, if you hold on to it, it stops flowing freely to you.

[ginger spice @chloefor3]

true

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

There's this sexy look women have when it's work time & they are folding their laptops, rolling hair into a bun, looking for a coat, a file: repeatedly asking what time it is. Even the voice changes. I was baby last night, now it's T. Goddamn! Like prepare me first, Mrs. Madam.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

Comfort zone.

Generally, folks with kids (or who want kids) have a greater desire for success... to survive. Their domestic obligations send them on an accumulation frenzy, which sees them sacrifice & invest more. For the childless one, he only has himself to feed and keep.

[Renaissance ⚔️ Morio @RamzZy_]

Same food in the house, why go for dates?

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Crash course on contraception, grab a seat🪑
Here’s what you should know about the Pros and Cons of different contraceptive options.
1. Abstinence : 100% effective. Kama akikushika unaanza kuhema kama tractor, it probably won’t work.
2. Pills: quick return to fertility, might be good for acne, good for stabilizing menses for women with irregular flow, might have a negative effect on your mood, not for forgetful people cause you have to remember to take it everyday, not for people who would like to hide it from their partners
3. Depo injections(every 3 months): can cause delayed return of fertility- upto 3 years. For this reason, it’s best for people who are done having kids. Very high levels of hormone in the injection so side effects kwa wingi. Affects your menses. Zinaeza kuwa heavy/absent. Not for people who don’t like injections
4. Implants - most effective statistically, quick return of fertility, can go upto 5 years, your mother in law/twitter bullies might notice the scar. Might make you gain weight. Might affect your mood. Might make your menses lighter with spotting in btn cycles.
5. Copper IUD - can go upto 10years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, menses tend to get heavier with spotting in between, cramps for the first 1-3 months
6. Hormonal IUD - can go upto 5 years, quick return of fertility, insertion can cause discomfort, makes periods much lighter so it’s perfect for women dealing with heavy menses. Can cause cramping for the 1st 1-3 months
7. Condoms - najua hampendi hii but it has no side effects. Also helps protect against sexually transmitted illness.
9. Pull-out: kuwa serious. Just start taking a parenting class or saving money for Marie Stopes
10. Counting days - good for couples who can’t use contraception for religious or cultural reasons. I hope you’re good at math. Praying for you🙏🏾

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Kuna mtu amesema either Royco wapunguze influencers ama bei ya Royco😭

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Kayole?

[TurboDiesel @alexmwanzo]

Kuna lender - a politikos
Has like 20m in cash
You go give him like 50k .
Go flaunt the cash (or its delivered ) record haraka haraka Rudisha apee mwingine.
Do it 3 times daily iko mautas Ka sere
On the other side ukiona mans ako pesa you want to be like him apo SASA ndio geisha inashikana na Dettol

[Wambzizzles @purebuxom]

Mwenye nitapata next mamae😣

[Pallavi Tiwari🦋 @dahi_kachorie]

Finally my job application is viewed after 6 years😭

[Nganga @Nganga_one]

Ukimanage kuingia Safaricom ata kama ni graduate trainee program,half of your problems are gone,wao hulipa from 90k to 150k depending na role.