Papii!!!

ARDENT MANCHESTER UNITED SUPPORTER📍‼️

[elton @eltoowavy]

Not to suck my own dick but my music taste is perfect

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

“Accept Messi is the GOAT” for scoring a hatrick against Algeria

Did you accept Ronaldo was the GOAT when he scored a hatrick against Spain ?

Clowns 😂😂😂

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

IDK if it’s just me but mbuzi choma just needs salt/salty water and an open flame. Mambo ya paprika, cumin, black pepper, ashagwanda, paw paw seeds sijui nini weka mbali 🤣

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I rebuke stagnation, I move forward.

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

“you don’t owe your parents anything”

yeah maybe not you and yours, but i owe mine like mad, thanks

[Marvin👤 @marvinashaba0]

Bafana Bafana is hated but the hate Morocco is going to receive will be read in the books

[Glory Days🦋 @gatwiriiiii]

Supporting Mexico because Tequila 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Kofi Wiredu™ @Wiredu_]

That Gianni Infantino corruption documentary will hit like crack in 2036.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Real Madrid signed Cristiano Ronaldo from Man United for £85m after winning the Ballon D’or and FIFA best player in 2009, today WestHam is asking for £85m to sign Matheus Fernandes after getting relegated.

The game is gone.

[cold eba @coldeba_dgaf]

Calling your age mate “mommy” because she has big fair breast is completely valid btw

[Edwin🇰🇪 @justWailer]

HR: "We regret to inform you.."

You will regret informing me😭😂

[Shortstuff @weak_spell]

Nimepigiwa na familia niwaelezee hio judgement
Like wena even I am lost

[Billie @Billie_T]

Swear every tournament France have 10 of the best ballers you’ve ever seen in your life and fucking Rabiot in there somehow

[Nyanje wa Nyanje @nyanjewanyanje]

Judges need to learn to respect the intelligence of the citizens!!

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

i want my siblings to be successful

from my mouth to the ears of the fucking universe!

[. @Fimiye]

Chill with me at your own risk, I can sit quietly for hours and call it a great time!

[Siddharth @s7ddharth]

finishing a workout or run before 8am will teach you how much time you actually have in a day

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Gabriel when he’s watching a Pele penalty from 1962 but then sees himself in the video

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

As soon as I saw €150M, I knew immediately it wasn’t Bruno

That isn’t enough for his signed boots