Oddoman

Excellent husband, below average penis

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

The new Harry Potter should have an abortion scar

[Clonerist @Clonerist]

Oh just fuck him already. He's earned it as much as anyone could. You're lookin pretty crusty these days and I'm sure you've seen and done worse. We need this. We need to know longshots pay off sometimes. Stop being a bitch and throw this man a bone.

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

Checks out

[TwoShoesMcGhoo @Pewiepete]

I was, in fact, very dumb.

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

@Pewiepete Player option

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

Cats going beast mode

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

Brady Tkachuk is indeed being traded to the Panthers, as first reported by @PierreVLeBrun

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

@Pewiepete Boy do I have news for you

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

@Pewiepete Guess they liked what they saw

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

RIP Kidd, you gave us arguably the funniest NBA head coaching moment of my lifetime

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[Shrek @Shrek]

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

@Pewiepete For who and what

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

@Pewiepete Who said this

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

God forbid a fella have a grindset

[Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik]

I lived in a house with random people from Craigslist for a semester and one guy covered his room in rock climbing holds and you’d walk by and he’d just be casually perched up on the wall watching anime porn

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first teaser for ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’, starring Taron Egerton, was just shown at CinemaCon.

The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.

[whitney @its_whitney]

I HAVE SEEN THE CHARLES BARKLEY BLIMP

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

Hot take: everyone should have equal odds, but if you win it you cannot win it for at least 3 years

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources.

1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks.

2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently.

3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Did Icarus have his dick out while he was plummeting towards the sea? Feel like it changes the mental image for me. I feel like a little toga or whatever the fuck would’ve just flown off. Just embarrassing. Whole dick out and worse than that his hubris

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

@Pewiepete You when you realize basketball sucks:

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

Jewish guy named Christian

[Oddoman @_Oddoman]

Draft Kings

[Keith Smith @KeithSmithNBA]

An expansion team in Seattle needs to be the SuperSonics, or we riot.

What should the team in Las Vegas be called?