The Nigerian Hongkonger

A critical thinker and think-piece writer. I came here with nothing, so its all good either ways. Meanwhile, you are guaranteed a follow back once you follow🤝

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

I was a beneficiary of a life-changing unforgettable 1 hour with @asemota. My ideas were not encouraged but he offered a much-improved strategic perspective so I could rethink my approach while focusing on what truly matters. Thank you Chief🙏. Keep being a blessing Sir

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

Things you can call BigChief on @Calendly to discuss:

Business ideas ✅
Strategy ✅
Mekwe ❌
Criminal plans ❌
Politics ❌
Career advice ✅
Startup founder issues ✅
Fundraising advice ✅
Parenting and marriage ✅

Can you pay for others as gifts? ✅

https://t.co/o1DR4mfBxi

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@MrMekzy_ Using personal clippers for 5 minutes at intervals of 3-4 days does the trick. A full charge keeps the clippers going for almost a month. Provided the ‘areas’ are neat and clean, I don’t see why one needs to go through the pain to make it bald and shiny. The hair will grow anyway

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@asemota @Elstapha 😂😂

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@egi_nupe True!
Also.. the reason someone like Obi is vehemently rejected by a lot of folks is because he is Igbo. If an ex-Governor with his level of pedigree integrity and purposefulness was a Yoruba man or Hausa man, most of y’all will sing a different tune.
Two truths can co-exist!

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@Ol0ye Now I feel the need to watch it. I generally don’t watch movies based on hype but when a respected figure sits down to put together a compelling review and analysis after a movie, then I just know it will be worth a watch

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@SehindemiOluwa1 @egi_nupe You are one the reasons people do not rate OND. What kind of writing style is this?

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@TomolaGroup @ZedcrestWealth @hisanigeria I am glad no one is mentioning @investbamboo. I don’t understand where the entire hype came from in the beginning of the year. Their fees and matching algorithm for situations when people place orders without setting price limits or caps is very exploitative.

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

OK, I am launching what I have been working on that almost killed me. It is called https://t.co/VZUfbkIVnY. People can sell businesses there, and others can also find bargains. This is a perfect exit scenario. You don't have to close up a business when you can sell it.

[Ada @adanonso_]

I keep hearing people say, nobody is coming to save you. Duh. My husband is absolutely coming to save me.

Now, will he arrive with a 45 minute lecture? Yes.

Will he start with, this could have been avoided…? Absolutely.

Will he remind me of the exact day he warned me? Without missing a single detail.

Will he throw in several, I told you so’s just for emphasis? Of course.

But after all the unnecessary TED Talk… he will still save me.

So technically, somebody is coming. 🤣

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@CRawkeen 😀😀

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@Letter_to_Jack Very sad that it had to be the head of ICPC to get them to be arrested. I suspect they have been at it for a while and a lot of less influential people have fallen victims to their illegal activities

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@asemota Sadly, a lot of the ones who pay not to see them are often the target audience. Not that it matters to Youtube.. provided ads revenue keep flowing

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@asemota Sadly, a lot of the ones who pay not to see them are often the target audience. Not that it matters to Youtube.. provided ads revenue keep flowing

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@ifeomakonam @UnkleAyo Living in denial does not obliterate reality

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@General_Somto Obidients cannot relate with the phrase “politics without hate”. They feed on the hate. So sad

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

People have different problems in life. At the basic level, it is survival. A little beyond that is an increase in income to sustain survival. Those who have good income worry about loss and leakage. Those who are wealthy worry about opportunities to invest their excess.

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@asemota I thought I was the only who one felt some type of way with this whole joke we are taking too far

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@asemota This is the context everyone was trying to get from the original tweet.

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@Kecyy It is how they are so intentional about their efforts to teach others to expect less. They are actually very passionate about it. If you are not confident or self assured, you will feel like you are the one who is insane when listening to them

[Oo Nwoye @OoTheNigerian]

I've always seen all these "Victor has a personal story for everything".

I'll comment on this only because my Oga @asemota has done so.

Victor has 3 gifts that make him an outlier in the general population.

1. An incredible memory.

2. Ability to draw lesson and connect dots the everyday mind cannot.

3. Great story telling ability.

Today, you and Victor can go to the Market and comeback. Maybe you'd experience a policeman doing something, otherwise, it would be uneventful.

In 2046, Victor will recollect specific details and draw a connection with a book he read in 2036. And write a wonderful narrative about it.

Secondly his uncle HI (Henry Imaseka) na OG of banking. Google him. Imagine a Victor today being the PA of Iyin Aboyeji from 2013 to date. Do you know the number of experiences he would have had? Now think Michael Seibel or Paul Graham and you will understand how he was at the center of everything.

Victor's gravest error is not writing a book, or having a profile written about him. So it is easy to take him for granted.

We take many geniuses for granted because we have access to them on Twitter. If Da Vinci was on Twitter today, someone from the intellectual gutter would clapback with a quote tweet and he'd get rewarded with RTs.

I got Victor to start blogging 10 years ago. I wish I can get him to tell a bit of his story. I am still waiting for a response from Trump.

Until then, I'll make my second best offer.

I do not have much money but if Victor agrees to speak to @Jolomijo for a profile (he wrote a wonderful profile of me and made me look interesting. See pinned tweet), I will donate ₦500K to any orphanage in Edo State of his choice.

I know your time is expensive but... Oga Victor, will you deprive Edo State orphans of their small funds?

More importantly, you'd have something your kids can read about. That is priceless.

No more joking around, it's time to use blackmail. You greats MUST tell ya stories.

[The Nigerian Hongkonger @_Odusman]

@OoTheNigerian @NaijaSound @asemota I spent one hour with @asemota last year and my outlook on life has never remained the same again since then. He is Big Chief for a very big reason