Office 133

Work, Snark, and Classical Music.

The side of working in classical music operations you never knew existed.

[Office 133 @_Office133]

Office133... There's just so much to unpack. #ShadyBusiness #ProductionManagers #EventPlanners #OperationsCraziness #ContractuallyObligated #ConfessionsOfArtsManagement #Office133

[Office 133 @_Office133]

I'm gonna need a rhythmic dictation of @JColeNC 's GOMD. #currentmood #office133 but really #classroom133

[Office 133 @_Office133]

Where's the shame nun from GOT? Can she follow Brett Kavanaugh for, I don't know, ever? #GameOfThrones #YallAreAMess

https://t.co/4HzV95Hv4F

[Office 133 @_Office133]

Drip drip.

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Look. Give me a song with a smooth voice and some snaps and I'm there. #itsavibe #smoothvocals #peacethroughmusic #office133

[Office 133 @_Office133]

GLORY.

#takeustochurch #Office133 #TheSpiritisonstage #codedhashtags #holidazed

[Office 133 @_Office133]

"oh. OH. Oh there's a breeze? You feel a slight breeze now? What do I look like, Poseidon?"

#slam #climatecontrol #tistheseason #gositbackdown

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Only 12 more days till x-mas y'all... and then the holiday drinking shall commence.

#hitmewiththateggnog #fuckingboughsofholly #theeggnogbetterhaveruminit

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CAN NOT get comfortable in this office chair today.

#whatispokingme #lackofcushion #getmeoutofhere #toosleepy #toomuchtodo #itscold #stillbeingpokedintheback #office133 #surroundedbysantasuits #actualpilesofsantasuits

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Me: "I guess we gotta go strip to go help the organization with money"

Her: "Listen, if I'm gonna to show a ta-ta I'm going to pocket that shit."

Me: .... 'You speak the truth"

#droppinwisdom #stripping #office133 #desperatetimes #desperatemeasures

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Sure, I'll do your job for you.

#office133 #guessthatsunderotherdutiesasassigned #incompetent

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Office 133 is a healthy blend of Unchained Melody...and 92 Explorer.

Just know that no matter what, we got London on the track.

#whatthetruthlookslike #cierralapuerta #office133 #grammynods #wheresmypiano #wheresmygoldchain

[Office 133 @_Office133]

Getting shady AF emails from Dropbox like;

DB: "Action required: Your Dropbox payment failed, again"

#Damn #DidntHaveToSayAgain #AndTheComma #YouTookABreath #ShadyBusiness #WeAreAllBroke #ICantAffordToStoreMyFiles #KeepThem @Dropbox

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Yes sir, I'm calling you a month a head of your performance. It's called ADVANCING A SHOW. Try it. #GetYourShitTogether #GiveMeWhatINeed #ThePhraseISentYouOurRiderIsSexy #INeedDetails #ShadyBusiness #WhyDoIEvenDoThis #OverIt

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Office 133 rap-a-long. Today's highlight: Post Malone

We're just trying to get #betternow.
#itsavibe #cierralapuerta #office133 #maintings

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Oh ARD, you're too good to pour some champagne for patrons but expect me to do it... What does that say about what you think of me? #WereAllTogetherMan #OtherDutiesAsAssigned #IGuessIAmJustBasura #TrashPerson #FeelingAttacked #FuckMeRight?

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But when the only to survive and make it to the next task is to act like you forgot....

#sorryRihanna #butwelovethatsongtho #wedontcalltheshots #butwetakethem #office133

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When a vendor comes into your office to get there money (because your organization hasn't paid them for any services since Sept.) - but you're middle management.... so you have absolutely no power to actually handle the money.

#fuckinglol #putmeoutofmisery #office133

[Office 133 @_Office133]

If I had a dollar for every time my computer froze. #WheresIT #PleaseHelpMe #NotEnoughRamApparently #WTFDoesThatMean #IJustWantToDoMyJob #GetYourShitTogetherDell #ShadyBusiness #Office133

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Fucking Karen.

#tistheseason #forincompetence #goodolxmas #christmasspiritisfortheweak

[Office 133 @_Office133]

General Manager: "Uhm, Did someone know they were rehearsing this morning?"
Me: "Girl, apparently somebody did."

#TheyreHereArentThey? #WhoControlsTheSchedule #SchedulesChangingAllTheTime #ShadyBusiness #ThrowMyHandsInTheAirLikeIJustDontCare

[Office 133 @_Office133]

When a vendor comes into your office to get there money (because your organization hasn't paid them for any services since Sept.) - but you're middle management.... so you have absolutely no power to actually handle the money.

#fuckinglol #putmeoutofmisery #office133