🃏onathan

You don’t know my struggle so you can’t feel my hustle💰JonDKanejames📸

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I caint go fa dat Noo can do

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Talking bout “excuse me☺️”

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Filing an HR complaint for the way my coworker just quaked the floor with her fart..

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Nobody wants to whiff that bro

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Mfs be in the sauna doing THE MOST

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Like Y tf are u triangularly bent over, knees locked, & asshole overshadowing the hot rocks…

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Yessss, I’ll be your blast from the past🙂‍↔️

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What am I supposed to do with that??

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Bro!!! Some of these older women be wildin in my jewelry store!

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SHE SAID IT TWICE! & looked me dead in the eyes the second attempt

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“Yeah, I been clean for 11yrs.”

Respect, I feel that man, it’s hard for me to put the weed down

“Weed??? That ain’t nothing! Try pcp, that wet, that rock…”

😭😭

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Isaiah Rashad Spokane WA Friday Nov. 6 - who’s down?!

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She said “otw” at 8pm. It is 12 & she still ain’t here.

I didn’t realize I ain’t have deodorant on until 1145pm

God works in mysterious ways

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My Korean jeweler funny af, but I don’t understand 90% of what he talm bout

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I did 🧱 that mf but yo

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Buddy on the sideline yelled “yuckk” after my pull up three

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I’m glad we was able to talk about her vice & her evils

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Got a thing for a queen, that knows when to leave🧞‍♀️

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I’m called impatient but I get hit with the dumbest worksite questions. “Where’d the trash bag go” bih idfk, find a new one…

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I’ve gotta get back to posting the absurd shit I hear. Bih said “lollipop, Apple” bih what Phonetic Alphabet is that😂