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Half Filipino half pint. They banned grunting in tennis but they didn’t say anything about badminton. insta: @/birdiebergeron (she/her)

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You don’t think I’m an optimist???? Bro I literally fundamentally misunderstood Roethke’s “My Papa’s Waltz” for multiple years?????????

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the 2016 primaries

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Asked Jacob how he wanted to coordinate this year, wasn’t expecting “you be Chappell Roan and I’ll be a pink pony and you can sit in my back”

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Honestly I’ve made a lot of really great false equivalencies lately

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“Beatles isolated vocals 😱😱😱” babe take out one earbud

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I came here to eat hot chip and lie. And well. I just ran out of hot chip.

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Like it *was not* his beautiful house, it *was not* his beautiful ghost bird do you understand

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Sometimes I come up with really good ideas in my sleep like Dubstep Romeo and Juliet but I think “Annihilation: The Talking Heads Jukebox Musical” is the new hill I wanna die on.

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“God what have you done, you’re a big monkey boy, you’re a chimp at the club” -Matt, wearing a monkey suit

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@rhiannon_sage 😭💚 love u I miss u

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The yellow brick road if it slayed

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I love putting clear coat over an absolutely busted home manicure bc the shiny tricks me into thinking I did a good job

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@revelinmemory @theadammcintyre I felt insane I was sitting here like ??? In a movie?? Met at a concert??? Because the mermaid prince didn’t really come to mind as a logical option at first

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Spicing up today by explaining who Senorita Awesome is to my Filipino father

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Anyways, Porter Robinson smile aoty, brain chemistry altered even though I thought I was past that at 25 but whatever

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It’s official. Someone asked me what I was listening to and I, with tears streaming down my cheeks, had to take out an earbud and say “EDM” and mean it.

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Or maybe I’m famous and hot 🤔 curious

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I wanted to take spooky Halloween photos but honestly one of these is definitely gonna become my author photo because I’m extra and annoying

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@littleferret22 You rock!! Thank you!