O J ⚠️

I can’t be perfect, I’m not Jesus.

[BIG DUKE @DukeDarls]

I do everything for the money.

There’s no single thing that I do for the love of it at this my age.

Every damn thing I do now, I do for the money.

[dada🇵🇹 @tweetwithfeyi]

to smoke igbo rn na financial mistake

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“You want to seize my phone? Madam, you want to seize my phone? If you like, call God. I’m not leaving here today until you answer me and return my 5 million naira.”🙆🏼‍♂️

- Serious drama at the GTB Bank, CMD Road branch today as a man created a huge scene inside the bank, claiming GTB has held his 5 million naira for 2 weeks now.💔🧎🏻‍♂️‍➡️

[Dominic AK @DomAchGh]

Apparently, there is a bicycle football league.🤣🤣🤣

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Today go make am three years now way I lose one of my nigga to Colorado(Rip my bro) ,back in 2022. All of us gather day lodge day smoke up (we we’re three) ,loud day ,Colos day ,542 day ,Elle day ground ,men wan just day on another planet . That particular market(colos) na new market ,na “cripple”be the name and my dealer sef let me know say no be chice because as of that time guyy I day smoke watin no good for Colos,e day hard to see the one way fit carry me trabaye and that cripple no disappoint. So we day setting day smoke up o ,each of us hold our 2rubbers of Elle ,half card of 542 each and their sticks of loud,then I con roll one jumbo size c.o . Me gan as I light up the Colos,the smell wicked ,first passing, all man go 1 puffs first so we go sabi the frequency and guyy we confirm am😭,but no shaking ! we still mount ,we day on two more then we pause ,everyman day do their thing. Na so them call me for compound say them day pump water for hostel and my tap day open,water don almost full my room . Omo i let my guys know say I gats reach house and I day come back ,and I specially warn them about that C.o because e go far gan ,and their head no too strong like that . Bro as I reach house ,I no know as I take reach bed after turning off my tap . As I day wake up for morning ,I day see text and calls from one of my guys there say the other chop 4 puffs straight because say them bet!??? 80k!!! and now he no day breathe again say e day panic . On G immediately I packed up some little clothes and left for Lagos asap ,thankfully the hotel cctv no day work ,so my face no show. My other guy had to sell his car ,with support from me and his family members before we died down that case and compensated my late guy’s family . Since then till date I neva see watin go make me smoke c.o again🤕.

[bandito💜 | comfort food @ogheneyxle]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! make e come be imessage, you go set am make the texts de shake, then add confetti

[ajay @1meajay]

no underrate anybody.
no overrate anybody.

just rate.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

Train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[Swago SwaSwa @RunningButWhyy]

@princeakpa_ This Egbon Dey my dm for three days I no reply am no be because I stingy but me sef no guide wetin he Dey ask me

[NEMESIS🍃 @CocoAfrica69]

Person go day chop him savings ,una go think say he cash out😔.

[C @cyrusamanya]

You should have things you don't do, places you don't go to, substances you don't take, words you don't say

By all means, have Principles and Standards.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

sex is cool, but its never worth all the chasing, spending & bs y'all tolerate just to fuck.

[ajay @1meajay]

many whinings wey you gats do like say you nor notice

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

“AC consumes a lot of fuel”

Your car AC uses fuel because the compressor is powered by the engine. But in most modern cars, the extra fuel used is usually small during normal driving.

What most people don’t know is driving with windows down also affects fuel use. Open windows increase air resistance (drag), especially at higher speeds, making the engine work harder.

So:
In city driving, windows down can be slightly more fuel efficient than AC
On highways, open windows can use as much or even more fuel than AC

The biggest factors affecting fuel consumption are:
•Aggressive acceleration
•High cruising speeds
•Excessive idling (leaving your car running for long periods while waiting, parked, or sitting in traffic)
•Underinflated tires (Low tire pressure increases rolling resistance, so the engine burns more fuel to move the car.)
•Poor vehicle maintenance

So while the ac consumes fuel, it is not usually as much as people think it does .

[We$t @flygodT]

I dey find very serious money, serious money man.

[27. @dimvji]

takes insane discipline to actually go ghost and get your life right

[𝓲𝓷(𝓼𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓽𝔂)👾 @notthatcrazyfr]

the primary function of my heart na to love my babe, after that if e wan pump blood make e pump

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

We are all going through something, it’s the level of composure that’s different.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

People find it weird that I'm always dressed in my house. I take a shower, dress up, spray perfume and sit down on the couch.

Ironically, I find it weird that you people are usually naked in your house except when you have guest or stepping out.

I got the clothes for myself, not for outsiders na. If people can't see the clothes, I shouldn't rock it?
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Them: are you going out?

Me: No, why?

Them: This one you're dressed and spraying perfume.

Me: I'm always dressed.

Them: 👀