o.m.w.

Genius idiot, best description of myself.

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Wemby is either going to the Finals or jail. Spurs in 7.

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

how it feels being the last one to show up and someone says "there he is"

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

the older i get the heller the no

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

my parents raised a complainer not a quitter.
i will get it done. (will just complain about it)

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ill do cocaine but i draw the line at arbys

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The dog in Scooby-Doo pissed me off so much. Oh you’ll do it for a Scooby snack? How about you do it or we’ll have you put down

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

plan A is to lock in, plan B is to blow my shit smoove off

[Zeus V. @ZeusVill55]

The Blazers looking at the the visitors tunnel tonight:

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

I would’ve given airbud CTE before I let him score on me

[Mads @europemaxxed]

”can't wait to go home“ mfs as soon as they get home

[Neet @neet_sol]

hate when my boss gives me work to do like please go get some hoes or something

[SomebodySaveMe @SomebodySave_Me]

Shout out us!!!

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

No debt
Ideal weight
8 hours of sleep
Mental health on track
Right nutrition
Zero Alcohol

This was my peak

I was 8

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 @anne_alyst]

whatever throats ur goat dude

[Neet @neet_sol]

"Walk me through your resume"

Yeah so basically I did what it says on the paper in front of you

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

yeah I got my proof of citizenship right here

[SomebodySaveMe @SomebodySave_Me]

Who cares about flying when you have Lois.