Sir Lucious Left Foot

“I Ain’t Rich But I Got More Money Than Last Night”

[Sir Lucious Left Foot @_OneTakeJake]

“Excuse me I’m highed up
Painting pictures with my mind again
Writing movies scripts with my rhyming pen”

[chaotic cutie. @keziah_sanders]

Men just want photos of you. Literally just existing

[Thuuuuney @thuuuuney]

It’s unbelievable how awful these graphics are in 2026

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

the monkey threw his hands up like “this nigga not doin shit” 😭😭😭

[Milly The Villain @talkyoshitmilly]

Fuck Kyle Shanahan, forever!

[elisa ♌︎ @lipstickncurls]

Rocket Power was underrated

[Joey @gothamhiphop]

Accidentally typed “tHank you” in a work email

[The Ticket 🎟️ @rnojaay]

You niggas really fucked the game up, these bitches really think they deserved to be spoiled for nothing

[MF DOOMsday @KevDLC50]

Two teams in the WS who’s never won a World Series

This WS is going to be for the sickos and ball knowers

[ninersyoubitch @ninersyoubitch]

They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF

[m𑣲cèo @maceonotes]

when tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow i was just in the fcking air

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

Give me a beer and I'm set for life.

[JLabz @J_Labz77]

You give a ngga a ride from work one time Dey start walking to yo car

[Singer @singercapital]

The dodgers getting swept is the most embarrassing elimination in mlb history. You spent over one billion dollars to sign a bunch of all mlb ring chasers with fraudulent insurance premium money, just to lose 4 straight to a small market team with practically all homegrown talent

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

fuck a breakup you ever seen the cops make a u-turn on you

[DJ Sir Lean @xSirLean]

R Kelly did a remix with no other artists. Just himself. And the world went along with it

[Sammy “Clam Slammer” Sosa @SheClap4Sosa]

Sure babe I’d love to go carve pumpkins with your friend and her random boyfriend that I’ve never met on Sunday it’s not like I was planning on watching 7 hours of nonstop commercial free football or anything 🤣🤣🤣 why the hell would I not be consulted before agreeing to this

[Harry John @HarryJohn966969]

She sent me 25 for lunch I put that shit on kalshi, I'll eat at my grandma house

[JLabz @J_Labz77]

If spiderman couldn't handle losing his btch what makes you think I could

[Jay🌟 @wrdJays]

after u nut in her u be like damn she work at h&m i’m buggin 🤦🏻‍♂️