@MrSanity@Hassan702067558@I_amMukhtar He didnt lie about anything thats fake news. Canada have different rules regarding entry, with pending charges you'll be denied entry.
A special shout out to Jamie OโHara, Shay Given, Peter Schmeichel, Joe Hart, Gabby Agbonlahor, Chris Sutton, Gary Neville, that midget Rory div, and the dozens of others Iโve forgotten - all of whom have been doing their absolute bollocks the past few months, willing and praying hard for Man City to win the league.
Get fucked, all of you.
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.
Havertz has been injured four times
Saka has been out for a total of four months
Timber is currently sidelined for two months
Merino has been out for over four months
Eze missed two months
White was injured at the start of the season
Madueke was out for two months
Odagaard hasnโt been fully fit for most of the season
I donโt even want to talk about Calafiori being made of glass.
We didnโt make any signings in January, yet we made it to the UCL final unbeaten and are still top of the Premier League.
Respect him.
The Arabic commentatorsโ reaction to Spurs being in the relegation zone is absolutely killing me ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ Iโm in tears brev
Arsenal Injury Update
Disclaimer: All timelines are subject to change depending on the nature of the injury / rehab & recovery process.
- Martin รdegaard - Pushing to be back for Southampton, Arteta to make a final call this week.
- Jurrien Timber - Also aiming to be back for Southampton. Arteta press conference body language experts needed.
- Declan Rice - My understanding was he has been carrying a knock pre-City. Sent home on the advice of England medical staff. Would not be shocked if he is rested this weekend.
- Bukayo Saka - Red zone fatigue, this rest has come at the perfect time. Sent home on the advice of England medical staff. Wait to see how he trains this week before Arteta makes a call for this weekend.
- Noni Madueke - Feared the worst but thankfully the injury is described as minor after assessments. Im told he is aiming for Sporting / Bournemouth
- Martin Zubimendi - Minor knee discomfort. Assessed by Spain medics and sent home for recovery. Another one I wont be shocked if he is rested again.
- Piero Hincapie - Im told, its a minor knock and the player is taking the precautions to rest and recovery on the advice of Ecuador medical staff.
- Eberechi Eze - Player is still in rehab for a lower leg injury. There is some optimism he could return earlier than the original time line but one to monitor once he trains on grass again.
- Max Dowman - Im told he was sent home from his P.E lesson by Steve the supply teacher. The Overlap could possibly do a whole segment on it, who knows?