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Relax. Everything is going to be ok.

[uk politics reaction video @ukpolreact]

gordon brown mr deputy speaker i can announce today that i have decided to lock in

@jakonian

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

Hello babe. I’ve been drinking all fucking day

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

He he… yeah

[Itachi @itachi_cooks]

Everyone hates on England but driving a piece of shit car round country roads like you’re a ps1 rally driver, with a cig in your right hand, tunes blaring, sun blazing, empty McFlurry on the floor, makes you truly understand why its God’s own country.

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@PaulSkallas london from sept - december is the greatest

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@Negatrev @KopFinest Then they are surplus to requirements.

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@AnalyticaCamil1 i mean. I watched it - it was a terrible movie. Zero Dark Thirty is a great movie. Accuracy =/= good

[Simon Maechling @simonmaechling]

Nuclear waste really isn't a problem.

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

What the fuck

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@PaulSkallas 4HL fridays are for history articles on wikipedia. Now they all live in one place

[Gareth Roberts @RedDogRoberts]

Just about everything Dyche said in his first presser today impressed me. But this for me was the ultimate mic drop moment. #nffc

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@judejon_ @_night_brain__ you're a fucking idiot

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

Greatest guy in the whole world

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

Boddingtons
Cream of Manchester
“By’eck, it’s gorgeous”!!!

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

Loooooove this guy

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

When I film myself coming home from a wedding it’s a lot funnier

[Narinder Kaur @narindertweets]

Muslim wedding + no alcohol = maximum fun, kids and women feel safe and see no danger.
English/ Indian/irish/Scottish weddings alcohol necessary just to be able to converse and have some fun.
Doesn't that tell you alot?

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@dutchfIowerz @ARS_RMASoibi @fcbguy26 @abdvlahi @teexlfc Have sex

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@coldhealing Man I recommended Lispector to my girlfriend and she broke up with me not long after

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

@Empty_America

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Chancellor Rachel Reeves will tomorrow announce that she has approved new reservoirs in the following areas:

- Two in Somerset
- Cambridgeshire
- Hampshire
- Kent
- Lincolnshire
- Oxfordshire
- Suffolk
- West Midlands

This is part of the now approved water companies' management plan, unlocking a £7.9bn investment

A new reservoir hasn't been opened in the UK since 1992

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

This nation, this earth. I am so grateful to exist here. In our London. What a glorious city, a glorious nation. May she live for a thousand years, and then a thousand more

[sleazé @_Os_cr]

The bounty that loved ones provide in the form of food is sacred. Thank them. In Jesus’ name. Amen.