Ouko

Follows back immediately||Writer||Fluent speaker of body, sarcasm, and satire, allegedly|| 🇰🇪🇹🇿

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@JasuitSuits @omwambaKE There’s a difference between polygamy and philandering. Hii ni milaya

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@AlinurMohamed_ McDonald Mariga and his brother Victor Wanyama come from Garba Tula or Isiolo? Kaka, concentrate on politics and looks. Mambo ya ball huelewi

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@FGaitho237 I didn’t know tugege or nyagege is a Luo word. Anyway, is it not funny seeing humans looking to fit their trousers onto cows😊

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

Khalif naomba an A180 at 700k. Najua hiyo si price but hiyo ingine utanijazia in the spirit of generosity and non-attachment to worldly stuff.

[khalif kairo @KhalifKairo]

To me spending even 1M on a woman is nothing. I could give you my car today and not feel a thing. I honestly have zero attachment to wordly stuff and my goal is to give away as much as possible.
I don’t need sex in return or anything.
Izi vitu zote ni Vanity.

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@MrRightke What are your books doing in London kaka

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@Bookten8 Fact that Kitabu Kumi does this, calls it content, and has a beautiful girlfriend is motivating enough. Even I, will get a girlfriend

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@omwambaKE When did we say I want kids ndugu Omwamba😂😂😂

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@MarigaOfficial Before muanze kupigana, Mariga please confirm your location. Kibra or Munich? Uncle @gabrieloguda confirm for me who the Bayern coach is. I want to be sure that here to stand when the war catches.

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@iam_kendiii You’re a fine girl Kendi.

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@WoodyMokuaN @gabrieloguda United has a trophy this season. They have certificates of participation

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@gabrieloguda @TweetHunterIO screenshot

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@omwambaKE @FabrizioRomano We wait next season bro

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@KeEquityBank, makofi kwenu. That update on Equity Mobile is fire. Kwanza in dark mode. Kazi safi

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@Stv_T_ @UDAPartyKe Watakunywa maziwa na asali

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@UDAPartyKe The Haitian gangs should be veeeeeeeery afraid. These ones can even harvest maize from local farms

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@MrRightke I find it a very perilous route to take thinking this way. I mean, have you ever imagined what would happen to your kids if you never empowered/allowed your woman to be empowered financially and/or intellectually?

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@iamjuddah Ask the WAITER, to make my WATER warm with lemon and tell the DJ to play some deep Ibiza things as we wait for MADRID to win later today.

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

Sometimes you make it very hard even for your own people to stand by you 😂

[U D A - Official Fans Page. @UDAPartyKe]

1.5M people already at Masinde Muliro Stadium waiting for Rais Mchapa Kazi. That's patriotism...

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

@BellahPoetry In today’s episode of “Things that Never Happened”

[Ouko @_OukoJr]

Bro just pulling up on his one horsepower machine

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Only in South Africa.... They way he pulled up unbothered 😂