pahj

sexcellent

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

So horny I’m blind

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

“Hey your mom is out of town. I’ve got a lot of ice cold Coors Light and recorded some motocross. Want to come over this weekend and hangout? We can order pizza too” - an actual phone convo with my dad today

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

Why did Jeffree Star have to roast my friend like that :/
#tumblr

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

@JeffreeStar why did you roast my friend so hard :/
#tumblr

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

@JeffreeStar you didn’t have to roast my friend so hard :/
#tumblr

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

“You have a caviar taste with a McDonald’s budget”- mom
The truth hurts :/

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

Thirsty Thursday 💦#TikTok https://t.co/Iqk8vfXbPo

[James @CaucasianJames]

i wanna see jake paul fight an ostrich

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

Actually I don’t need gas anymore

[evn @cryb0i]

can you watch him while i go smoke?

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

“Thank god I’m taking this birth control while I’m kind of dating a guy who is a virgin”

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

“One time @JeffreeStar called me a fat bitch that couldn’t blend makeup on Tumblr”

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

Just received my stimulus today and my first purchase with it was KFC

[pahj @_PaigePetersen]

“The last time I did coke was with a Redvine”

[DJ FREEDEM* @FREEDDDEM]

Ravioli ravioli give me the stimuoli

[dangerous. @_lynbae]

im ready for whatever happens

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

wyd after smoking this

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well, Happy Birthday Jesus. Sorry your party's so lame.

[Casey Frey @caseykfrey]

Barely even felt it