Panem Girl

Where contradiction comes to die.

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Panem Girl remains a pillar of journalistic integrity.

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Annie Cresta observed talking to herself in cemetery. No one surprised.

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Finn Mason revealed to be deadbeat he was always destined to become.

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Imogene Mason takes up pole-dancing to support family after husband leaves for local ice queen.

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Aqua Cresta-Bonny has allegedly left her husband to become a Mason.

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President and First Lady Odair allegedly went missing during national tour. Country will not fall to shambles in the meantime.

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Cordelia Vesper recently arrested on attempted murder charges. Her children are already dead on the inside.

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Bass Odair faces baby mama drama after abandoning a jealous mermaid.

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President and First Lady Odair's relationship is on the rocks according to certain sources.

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Ethan Odair allegedly pursuing extinguished flame Finn Mason.

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@QueenBriony Evil knows no gender.

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Clover Hawking reportedly responsible for devastating Fisher-Strudel fire.

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Dorian and Aqua Bonny still married.

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Nicolai Odair hospitalized after an ill-fated home invasion.

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Camellia Odair chosen to give birth to the Antichrist.

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Henry Mason's life spiraling out of control. Again.

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@DorianBonny Please direct complaints to the suggestion box, citizen.

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Panem Girl is looking forward to writing about their divorce in the coming months.

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Former Panem Sweetheart Aqua Cresta to be turned into an honest woman by a certain fishing magnate.

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Like mother, like daughter! Jessica Corazón reportedly working in Ivy and Agatha Hawking's brothel.