Patrick Simpson

End Daylight Savings. Bring back the BCS. #Gators #Titans #Preds #Cardinals

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If there is level higher than cloud 9, this is it

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Harper has gotta close these games for the Spurs. It is criminal for him not to be in

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The NBA finals have felt like regular season games the last few years. This is what it’s supposed to be like

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@ifigueroa Not bad at all. Just gotta make sure you can get a fresh batch. Some locations will let it sit around when they aren’t busy

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Panda Express now has brisket. Yes there is a 76% chance that it is Yugoslavian Armadillo meat. Did that stop me. No.

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@DeeAyeKay 8/10. Not the best limited time entree they have had, but solid

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@ahaf21 Something called the lone star tick is making people allergic to meat

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There is a tick going around Tennessee that turns you vegan. This has to be a simulation

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King's Hawaiian = 2015 Steph Curry

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@califooya They were $6 here before Covid. Like $10 not too long too ago

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It does not get talked about enough that a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts is now $17

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@naasiray_ It was $6 not too long ago

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@DUDEwipes

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This may truly be my last post ever. Godspeed.

Rocket Pop flavored baked beans.

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@franzenj07 It was incomprehensibly bad. I am not the same human I was an hour before

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@jerkinjerky I stand with my guy

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@AshGotJuice Lmao didn’t even say it was bad. Random storm of people just swooped in

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Smash or pass

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If you order the same exact iced coffee at Dunkin 5 times, it will taste different every single time

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Don’t think I saw a single Cavs player dive on the floor for the ball today. Zero urgency or desperation. Would have thought it was a January game

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@UFLORIDAJOE It’s usually always like that here. Don’t know if it’s on purpose or cause they are understaffed

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Applebees all you can eat gotta see me