Peetah!!!

Hard life, Soft Guy

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Them pedestrians better get the fuck out my way when Puffin on Zooties come on

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

You dey answer 400 questions with girl for WhatsApp..
But ANSWER 3 OUT OF 5 questions for school too much for you

[PARELLA™💕🐅 @web3righteous]

a new ai training platform….currently actively hiring!!!

no interview
just upload a CV and click apply

will send the link to those interested

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

two merlin no fit dey one relationship

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Me in GTA when I see a better car:

[☆ @Literarium24]

"The child who obeys you out of fear, will one day lie to you for freedom."

—Niccolò Machiavelli

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

newcastle sporting director when he sees laporta

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

lol they queue in a very orderly manner for visa interviews though. its a lack of consequences

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When the coworker that isn't afraid to confront management is addressing something again

[mari @fcmareee]

México potentially playing Scotland is going to unlock levels of drinking the world has never seen before

[J…. @yehblitzed]

England managers will learn one day all LW roads lead back to Rashford

[flex @lowkflex]

Do not go straight home. Stop by the store and buy something. That recept is your alibi.

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Yin and Yang vs Ghana:

0 Goals/Assists
2/9 Dribbles
30 Possessions Lost
1 Shot on Goal
2/6 Accurate Crosses

SHAME RECOGNIZES SHAME 🔥🔥🔥

[Billem Dafoe @Billem_DaFoe]

Once you have loved and been loved by a whore, you realize just how pathetically little the average woman brings to your life

[C @shalliiswago]

me: let’s hangout
her: which restaurant?
me: ???

bro we no fit just stroll???

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

A man at my wife's work has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it's her fault.

She chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

Snapchat babes btw…. Be like na government dey sponsor their own audacity.

[captain @kaptainswago]

me at 5AM analyzing how i went broke after spending wisely

[C @shalliiswago]

feed your sisters, man

these girls are out here doing all sorts of tricks because of food