Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε

oft-stymied stargazer, tabletop gamer, amateur parodist, infamous lachrymist | he/him | double chaotic good

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@thmazing Um... double chaotic good?

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

I don't know...

maybe Christine "Moose" McGlade?!

[Taylor Gray @offtaylorgray]

Who’s the queen of Nickelodeon?

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@thmazing Hear! Hear!

[Dan McClellan @maklelan]

And so many people don’t believe me when I say texts don’t have inherent meaning.

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@thmazing In which @cgpgrey makes different arguments against the flag of California (and so many others):

https://t.co/2gkF7fKMqx

[Katie Gutierrez @katie_gutz]

Asked my 5-yo to clean her room multiple times today. She assured me she did. I went in: literally nothing had changed. “In what world,” I asked, “is this a clean room?”

She looked me dead in the eye. “In a TRASH world.”

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@stellerarts Thanks for the reminder!

[Shailin Thomas @shailinthomas]

When the potassium is within normal limits

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@nypost 👀

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@jessiejensen Organ Stop Pizza!

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@BasedMikeLee Senators tweeting out drivel they know to be false in an attempt to appease constituents they are afraid of *is unsettling*, but surely no one would consider this to be the opening of some kind of new chapter.

[bonky @shesbonky]

This is the the only summary of the Indictment I will be reading. Thank you.

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

practical effects king???

💥☢️😱😬🫠

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Christopher Nolan explains why he didn’t use CGI for the nuclear explosion in ‘OPPENHEIMER’.

“I find CGI rarely is able to grab you. It tends to feel safe. Even if it's impressive and beautiful, it's difficult to make you feel danger.”

(Source: https://t.co/Uc4N9sO6Kh)

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

In post-Soviet Russia... Ukraine invade YOU!

[Miss Andrist 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ @BoomEruption]

My brother in christ, Tolkien's works have morally grey characters and Martin's works have characters who are presented as wholly good or evil

Hell they were literally played by the same guy

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

Some products are too pure for this world.

💔🪱💔

[unclemacosx @unclemacosx]

#Barbie #BarbieDreamSandworm #DreamSandworm #Sandworm

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@OhNoSheTwitnt Kaa is Winnie's pusher era

[Παρασκεβιδεκατριαφιλε @_Phile]

@Cliffor18175753 @SuperHyperSpaz different actor role #4:

"Thor" in Adventures in Babysitting

[Classical Studies Memes @CSMFHT]

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