Maria Santiago

apparently I am a demon 😈 but I prefer ‘dark & twisty’

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

You know…life been beating the fuck outta me lately but one thing I will say is…I got hit by a truck Monday and ATE THE FUCK OUT THAT SHIT!!!

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

My life is a fucking joke cuz ain’t no fucking way…

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

I’ve cried in church so much lately. Just please for a day Lord, take me off the front lines!

[⛷️ @IJCoded]

God, I don’t understand why I’m going through this, but I’m still trusting You.
I need a win. A real one.

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

Been a hell of a year smh and it ain’t even over but I’m determined to get out this valley

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

I been off Netflix so long, when they make a season 3 of Squid Game?

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

I opened him up yesterday. Let’s see what day 2 has in store for us! He got kidnapped yesterday, but I saved him!!

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

You know what would be great? If tiktok stopped opening other apps and shit when you swipe up but slightly left at the same time. I’m getting tired of this shit.

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

My dog and I just went toe to toe with a fucking coyote…that bitch was HUGE!

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

Something is truly wrong with me 😂 I been thinking about crawling into my bed since I reluctantly crawled out at 6:30 this morning. Why JUST NOW 3 mins to 2am, why am I crawling into my bed?

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

I was telling folks about the frozen dairy dessert years ago…however reading is fundamental. At this point in our “bioengineered food” society, you should be reading EVERYTHING on those labels.

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 AMERICANS ARE JUST NOW REALIZING THEIR “ICE CREAM” ISN’T EVEN LEGALLY ICE CREAM ANYMORE

"Does anybody know what's happened to Breyers ice cream...that it's no longer ice cream?"

A couple posted a viral video after buying a tub of what they thought was normal ice cream only to discover the packaging never uses the words ice cream anywhere.

Instead, the label says “Frozen Dairy Dessert.”

Why?
Because years ago, companies quietly changed their recipes:

• Less cream
• More air
• More gums & stabilizers
• Cheaper fillers
• Ingredients that no longer meet FDA standards to legally call it ice cream

The wife says she bought this thinking she was being “moderately healthy,” until she noticed something insane:

“NOWHERE on here does it say ice cream.”
“It literally says frozen dairy dessert."
“This was the ice cream of my childhood…now it tastes TERRIBLE."

She opens the container and immediately freaks out:

“First of all… what is this texture?”
“It tastes metallic.”
“It’s forming a FILM inside my mouth."
“This is NOT ice cream.”

Her husband jumps in:

“This used to be the PREMIUM ice cream of the bourgeoisie.”

She stops him, but keeps inspecting the tub:

“They made it LOOK like ice cream… the fancy label, the ‘Rainforest Alliance’ leaf… the Grade A milk logo… but WHAT am I actually eating here?”
“Because it’s definitely not ice cream.”

People across the internet are now checking their own tubs and realizing the same thing - half the brands in their freezer aren’t even allowed to be called real ice cream.

Did you know companies legally reclassified this stuff… or have you been eating ‘frozen dairy dessert’ without realizing it?

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

Paramount has one volume, Disney another…yada yada…can we just get on the same page with sound? No reason why one sounds great volume 12 and the other I’m pushing 26 to get the same volume. Is it me?

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

Are Americans really that stupid? Instead of researching & verifying something with your own eyes & mind; yall wanna immediately ask “grok” if something is true? Just open a book, open a scholarly page on google. Not that damn hard when we have mini computers in our hand all day

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

That moment when you clean your glasses after awhile and realize how “dirty” the lenses were…

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

In the last 36 hours, I’ve only had a 40 min nap. Apparently pipes are knocking directly above my bedroom ceiling and it is LOUD! I walked in my front door tonight and just cried. I’m just so tired physically, mentally and emotionally at this point.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE ATE THIS SO BAD😭😭😭

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

For @Petco to only be open 8-6 when most people need to stop in after work is wild! @PetSmart here I come from now on. Fucking ridiculous Petco, at least make the hours 11-7 or 8 instead of 8-6. Lame.

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

I been watching her like a hawk! Thankfully, she’s okay, not showing any symptoms. After this last month, I can’t lose my baby. Lord rora, only you smh

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

Only my dog would be able to give me a heart attack after the month I’ve had. Got home and this heffa, yes HEFFA, ate approx 5oz of a giant chocolate bar. I called the emergency vet so fast! Luckily, my baby is PHAT and they believe her fatness is what’s going to save her life.

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

Man, my baby took me 120,675 miles from 6. Daya boo it’s been a wild ride, the ups the downs, my first car…victim to the YNs. Dumbasses didn’t even steal anything tho 😂 and couldn’t start the car so they broke in and ripped the ignition apart for nothing…bitches 😂

[Maria Santiago @_Phoenyx__]

My last period put me in the emergency room with the doc elbow up my cooch into my uterus or that’s what it felt like. Either way, haven’t had a period since ☺️

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Period pain is a VALID reason not to go to work. Menstrual leave is very necessary!