Michael Porter

The Bridges ⛳️ Marketing 📚 IG @mikep96 👻 @blackmamba_23

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@LarryFishburger @hectorjrc27 My hand hurts from trying to cheer him up 😔

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@PokeTCGAlerts Aaaand its gone.

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@PokeTCGAlerts @LarryFishburger

[Pokemon Alerts & News @PokeTCGAlerts]

Target TCG Update 🎯
It appears that Target changed the link for the Prismatic Evolutions SPC (page doesn't load yet, will likely load only when it's live). I don't think this impacted the stock count. Below is everything that had stock loaded on the Target backend AND hasn't gone live yet. I'll keep an eye out to post when live 🔔 Bookmark this tweet to have links saved 🔖

Prismatic Evolutions SPC
(Stock: 9k+)
https://t.co/p9AaqKfmKO

Mega Greninja ex Premium Collection
(Stock: 3k+)
https://t.co/sL4YHnWV5o

Mega Evolution Booster Bundle
(Stock: Under 1k)
https://t.co/k0Hy6TwlDw

Mega Charizard X ex UPC
(Stock: Under 1k)
https://t.co/jrWlJJ4Wam

For anyone interested, I'm in the following Discord that provides automated pings and alerts for ALL drops and restocks. 7-Day Free trials are available with instant access here:
https://t.co/T3tlid4Sud
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[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@LarryFishburger @gamestop Buncha fuckin shit eaters. And the way they buy graded cards off people are shitty too

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@LarryFishburger @JohnCena Omg he will

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@TheInternetFish @LarryFishburger

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@EverythingOOC @LarryFishburger

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I went to In-N-Out and ordered a cheeseburger. The cashier, a calm young woman named Destiny, asked me a question I did not expect.

"You want that Animal Style?"

I paused.

I did not know what this meant. But a samurai does not admit he does not know. So I answered with weight.

"...Animal Style."

"Cool. So that's mustard-grilled, extra spread, grilled onions, pickles. Yeah?"

I understood now. This was a sacred permission. For one meal, I was being told to put down my manners at the door. To eat the way a beast eats, without shame. I had waited my whole life for someone to give me this order.

"Yes," I said. "I will become the animal."

Destiny did not blink. "...Okay. You want your fries Animal Style too?"

I stopped. Even the potatoes?

"The potatoes also become animals?"

"I mean, they get cheese and sauce and grilled onions, so..."

"Then yes. Let the potatoes abandon their restraint as well."

"...Got it." She was the calmest woman I have ever met. "3x3, 4x4, or just the one?"

I did not know these numbers, but I knew a challenge when I heard one. "How many must I face?"

"It's, like, how many patties you want."

"How many is the most honorable?"

"...Four is a lot."

"Then four. A warrior does not ask for fewer."

She wrote it down without argument. A 4x4, Animal Style, with animal fries. She warned me once, kindly. "That's gonna be huge." I told her I was counting on it.

It arrived. It was a tower. Cheese and sauce ran down my hands the moment I lifted it. There was no clean way to eat it. There was no dignified way. That was the entire point.

I ate it like a beast. Both hands, no honor, grilled onion on my chin, and I have to be honest with you, it was the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.

For thirty years I have kept my manners at every table in the world.

They handed me a burger and told me to be an animal, and I have never felt so free.

So tell me, America.

The whole country knows the secret menu. What else are you hiding in plain sight?

And "Animal Style." Was I eating the animal, or finally becoming one?

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@LarryFishburger @TheDeluxe4 Good thing I have eye patches on hand

[BBQFriend @bbqfriend]

Chicken Cesar Smashburger Taco

#bbq #bbqfriend

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@pokehuntdotfun Ripping it for my 30th birthday 🎉 🙏🏾

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@youtooz Can we get the left one but as @LarryFishburger and @KYR_SP33DY

[Pokémon Deals, Restock and Alerts @PokemonRestockr]

🚨Ascended Heroes Heavy Hitters Box has been added to Sam's Club for $54.98🚨

🔔Follow and turn notifications on we'll post the second this goes live and any future Pokémon drops, restocks, and early links.

Tip: Add to your list:

Early Link: https://t.co/J9Yv1obHPl

Sam’s Club membership $25 (reg $60) https://t.co/YjVmCRwW93
Plus membership $55 (reg $120) https://t.co/nuRs8ieNh9

#PokemonTCG #Pokemon #ad

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@ChilledChaos Time to dust off that ol’ mouse and keyboard huh bud?

[Tasty UK @TastyUK]

Onion Boil Creamy Pasta

[Pokemon Alerts & News @PokeTCGAlerts]

First look at the Espeon ex SAR and Umbreon ex SAR from the 30th Celebration Premium Deck Set!
#PokemonTCG

[PokeGuardian @PokeGuardian]

Umbreon ex & Espeon ex SAR promos revealed from 30th CELEBRATION Premium Deck Set Espeon & Umbreon

🔗 https://t.co/UFxF2l9Jcg

#PokemonTCG #Pokemon30 #ポケモン30周年

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@PokeTCGAlerts @LARALABELL @LarryFishburger that mewtwo looks fuckin SICK NASTY

[Michael Porter @_Porter23]

@logan_slayin @SleeperColts Bear down? TF is this, U of A?