Tug Douglas

Flat Earth Enjoyer

[Cletus @__cletus___]

Poop is my crack bro

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

emperors most moral marines

[mr online @Absolunar]

wow.. Ur taste in music is sick !! that's so awesome you fucked a Guy like me before

[Tug Douglas @_Potato_Senpai]

@_fuckbro99 Are they good rifles? Like reliable?

[. @playboicurrryy]

how it feels when ur friend tells the waiter what you'll be having

[Rosalina's Top Luma @ReactionaryLuma]

>Designer for CE, later a lead
>Asked about Halo remake
>Calls it a fucking mod

King.

[𝙻𝚘𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚃𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 🇵🇸 @Y2K_mindset]

I guess there was a fork in the road around 2016 and you either know all about Chapo and Cum Town and MDE and BAP and Dasha and so on, or you know all about this kind of stuff.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Tug Douglas @_Potato_Senpai]

@Gruntpa This is akin to people like the prequel movies. Revisionist slop. Take the nostalgia goggles off, it’s fuck ugly and useless

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

How it feels when your wife is becoming slowly and slowly more a fan of the comedic acting styles of Stavros Halkias and you can never truly explain why you know so much about Stavros Halkias lore

[John Feeley @RealJohnFeeley]

Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day

[Tug Douglas @_Potato_Senpai]

@AliceInVietnam @dadbodsociety I used to work on Grizzly’s and this picture activated a fight or flight response I didn’t even notice the DBS hat.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

what if snoop dogg said smoke pee every day

[MIDA Sponsored Kit @MidaSponsordKit]

:o

[Tug Douglas @_Potato_Senpai]

@evilvillain1231 Yeah whatever, MOSSAD