Hope everyoneโs been doing well. Itโs been a good while hadnโt it? Iโll pop in once in a while since Iโm still dealing with things rn, but I had a lot of fun today. I also wonโt be able to go to offkai this year for the same reason. Iโm sure I missed quite a bit and Iโm probably gonna miss more things, but thatโs okay. Iโll always be a piwwo no matter what :)
I might not be as active, or at the very least a bit more quiet and lurky for maybe a week or two. Lifeโs been getting a bit rougher on me lately and I wanna take some time to lock in and get my head back in tip top shape to keep up. โค๏ธ
My name is Dear, Mr.Dear.
*sips coffee*
Iโm a detective working for the bureau in a small town in the middle of nowhere. I am 58 years old, and my diet consist of 17 cups of black coffee, 1 cigarette, and 39 Tylenol.
The town folks say Iโm divorced, or more specifically, widowed. BUT DARNIT *slams fist* SHES STILL OUT THERE. *sighs, leans back in chair, hunched over with elbows on the table*.
Sheโs not dead. She was apart of a large case years ago and was declared a missing person, but after.. seven years.. they.. *sips my coffee* declared her diseased and demanded I stop the investigation. Against their wishes, I continue.
I will find my wife.
Sheโs out there.
I know she is.
Waitress: yes ik you old guy you r so old anyways do you want the usual
*sips coffee*
Bring me my Tylenol, waitress. And 16 more coffee.