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[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

Sun rises on the east and sets on the west.

[datpiff pussy @Moewopp]

Literally everyone: Keke do you love me? A-

Me:

[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

@luissammito Holidays are for shmucks who don't enjoy the rest of the year

[Iso @Bluegrenades]

LMAO who tf made this

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

“BeInG vEgAn DoEsN’t MaKe A dIfFeReNcE”

Exhibit A: https://t.co/gKkRDbyjGn

[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

Butthole

[Julie✨ @_julieee178]

So like the recliner got stuck and as soon at I leaned back it popped open. My dog was in front of me and flew. OMG IM SUCH A BAD MOTHER!😭😭🤣

[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

Because. You. Are . https://t.co/6FOMKUX5QE

[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

@nataliedany Shawty needs a huuuuug

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Yooo, I thought that noise was a bird outside my window . https://t.co/yDL9pvovLW

[childofnines @childofnines]

😬😬😬

[Hoops Clips @TheHoopsClips]

THIS IS HOW I WANNA BE WHEN IM OLD 😂😂 https://t.co/d9V2C0q5dV

[9 Light Years Away 💫 @SpaceCadet_TJ]

So my dad bought a new dorbell.

I’m crying

[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

Ever notice something interesting, and not know why it's interesting ?

[Cpt. Price @_Poza007]

When the Chicano wants to drive the car

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Its crazy how accurate this is, mind blown