Black president, y’all mad
Black vice president, y’all mad
Black Lives Matter, y’all mad
Black Panther movie, y’all mad
Black ‘Annie’ musical, y’all mad
Black cast on ‘The Wiz,’ y’all mad
Black ‘Little Mermaid,’ y’all mad
Black woman on the Supreme Court, y’all mad
We take one month to commemorate Black history, y’all mad
Black women at LSU win NCAA basketball championship, y’all mad
Black Entertainment Television, y’all mad
Black lead actor on ‘Star Wars,’ y’all mad
Black rappers perform at the Super Bowl, y’all mad
Black National Anthem at the Super Bowl, y’all mad
Black woman sings country music at halftime on Christmas, y’all mad
So far the new SZA is giving “let me stop crashing out because I’m a fucking goddess and anyone who has ever loved me will always love me”
And I’m aligned!
HBO Max cancelled Sesame Street
Party City and Big Lots closing down
Groceries and Gas still expensive
Taco Bell is selling chicken nuggets
Y’all niggas elected Trump, A SECOND TIME
The New Day turned on Big E
Roddy Ricch about to drop an album
The world is doomed.