Puppet™

Environmental and conservation major, dad, husband, student, lab manager, gamer, and smartass.

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@PramilaJayapal You've never bought or tried to buy a firearm and it shows. As for concert tickets, ask Taylor Swift how well her sales went with TicketMaster.

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@cenkuygur @Twitter @elonmusk I wonder what the monetary loss will be for you when Tim Pool sues you for Libel?

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@libsoftiktok @elonmusk @bariweiss @thehonestlypod @RoKhanna The thought makes me ill, and I threw up in my mouth a little.

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@catturd2 @elonmusk Guilty

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@RepAdamSchiff Let's just ignore the Twitter files and focus on him banning idiots. So, what about the moron that followed and blocked the car with Elon's child in it? Removing your head from your sphincter would do you a lot of good, instead of being a feckless talking head.

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@Cardiac_Cutie Because hospitals and laboratories have safety measures and containers to prevent accidental contact with the drug. And drug dealers put it in plastic sandwich baggies? Hospital use of the drug is a lower molarity than the powder form in someone's trunk.

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@DanRather Ah, you are into doxxing too I take it?

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@IFLScience Hypsibius dujardini on Orange Marmalade?

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@hodgetwins I am willing to bet if he had been wearing an "F" Whitey hoodie, nothing would been said to him.

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@DontWalkRUN I bet her shirt is covered in cat hair...

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The Left: Ermergerd, Elon's going to ban me!

The Right: Not so fun when it feels like you have to walk on eggshells around trigger-happy liberal admins, huh?

Rules for thee, not for me.

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@BlizzardCS, I love nothing more than paying 79.99 for an upgrade to a game I cannot play. I get off work every day and the wait to play is 300+ mins. Is this going to be fixed or do I get a refund?

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I entered a contest from @famoussmokeshop for a chance to win a Diamond Crown Humidor! Enter here: https://t.co/3FB9HBtS8U

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Pocahontas is big mad! lol

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

R A T T L E D

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@imchrisjacobs It took forever to log in to Blizzard and when I launch CODMW it will not find any games. So I would say, they are on the fritz.

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@EddieMike12 @WilliamShatner Oh My! lol

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@WilliamShatner Jealousy sure is an ugly color to wear after labor-day. Be better George, its not hard.