Arthur

Footy Twitter, here for the laughs.

[Big T @e_buk_a]

That one is carricks headache
They should remit my 3points at the end of every game week

[Eso-b @esosaleonard]

Nope, They want reciprocity and reciprocity will always feel like oppression to those who are used to favouritism.

[ً @LNREutd]

Sex is sweet but have you ever scrolled twitter after Man United won a match?

[ً @LNREutd]

make UEFA put Bayern for me this Tuesday I wan teach them something

[Khan @khanmufc_]

Kobbie Mainoo vs Ipswich

[Pamela @PamelaNjoku2]

Tielesmans syncronized exactly the steps bruno took before kicking that penalty 😂♥️😂

[pgnrcm @patrickmb841]

@xGPhilosophy No it isn't
https://t.co/MT9cpIcJn0

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

This is Man Utd’s highest xG total since we started this account

[Cryron Lue @StevyFranchise_]

One day I want some thick shit… the next day I want some petite shit. But both days I want money

[Jovy @chimajovita]

me at 5am texting back everyone who texted me last night after 9pm

[Tae ++ @TaeWizop]

Idc how you carry yourself in public, when you get in this bed I wanna see a hoe

[Prime Video Sport UK @primevideosport]

Man Utd players have won more PFA POTY awards than any other club 🥇🔴📈

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

Just announce his new contract with Madrid, and leave us the fuck alone. We’re busy

[shaka ⚡️ @shxkxbabu]

she probably thinks men can’t be sexually harassed.

this is how most of them think btw.

[Auntie Keni @Maukeni_]

A boat that has Jesus in it also goes through hardship. It just doesn’t sink.

[jeen__yuhs @brandon_ozm]

Wherever I'm in the next 2-3 years, I pray I'm genuinely happy. successful and living a life that once felt impossible.

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[akin. @the_akinola]

i’ll never understand this complain because if you feel a babe is not reciprocating, you can just leave her alone man 😂

[SnrmanKiki @KikiowoAyorinde]

Everything is a trade-off. As a guy, U can skip relationships to chase the bag, only to discover that when the bag finally comes, finding a loyal woman is D real luxury. but if you don’t chase the bag, you’ll wonder why you’re not doing enough. Damned if u do, damned if u don’t.