GhostlyRaboba💫

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[GhostlyRaboba💫 @_Raboba_]

words cant even describe how badly i want a cat

[bONGO 🌹 @wariocolosseum]

it’s very refreshing seeing a company actually push back against ai instead of submitting to it

[shiv de lioncourt @ripleyesque]

big bang theory was racist as hell because they had the indian as the unfuckable one when he actually mogs them all with ease

[platin @PlatinumdotT]

„Wie öffne ich das Inventar in Minecraft?“

[🦈IcyLapis🖤⛓️🥀 (BLAZBLUE IS BACK!!!!) @IcyLapis]

i'm not ashamed to say that i love nonsexual nudity and i'm sick of people viewing it as taboo.

anatomy is not inharently sexualization.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Just in case you've never seen a Pangolin climbing a tree before

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

A mother cat teaching her kittens that their dog friend is harmless

[Dachs☭ @dachsfilet]

"wer hat meine droiden geklaut
bestimmt wieder diese sandwichser"

[Sarah 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🌳🚄 @sarah1312uwu]

stell dir vor du bist so ein opfer dass du sogar den armen kindern ihre 25 euro wegnimmst

das ist Friedrich Merz

[sunny @cuntpetal]

not a single taylor swift song is good enough to excuse her cutting her fucking wedding cake with rapists, racists, zionists, (child) abusers and someone who runs a detention center for fucking ICE

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he CLEARED him so bad i’m crying😭

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Don't harm opossums! They’re harmless and actually really useful. They keep pests in check (eating ticks, roaches, rats, and scorpions), clean up dead animals, and help spread seeds. Basically, they’re nature’s cleanup crew

[Luke Zweiwalker☕️☕️☕️☕️🥃☕️ @zweiwalker89607]

Me, a Germanic Pagan: "Oh like Sol and Máni. Men's restroom is the moon door then."

My buddy Alexandra, a Hellenist: "Oh like Apollo and Artemis. Women to then moon I guess."

My buddy Ken, a Shintoist: "Oh like Amaterasu and Tsukuyomi. Gotta go right."

[Damien @devilmonstrr]

Cis people tend to think men and women are completely different species, when in reality humans have so few sexually dimorphic traits in comparison to other animals that it's crazy we have an entire society built around ts

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[🎃🍉 imauselessartist 🍉 ✨ @imauselessarti1]

Chasing the ghost of a man you were molded to follow unblinking, only to find hes leading u astray. purposly using u as a means of wrapping up loose ends that he deemed unworthy of his time. Closest thing to a god dean ever believed in. the only thing sam couldn't have faith in.

[LucaE @LucaE23]

Man erkennt wirklich instant wer regelmäßig Zug fährt und wer nicht daran wann die Person auf den Button zum Türöffnen klicken.

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Rabbits show dominance by demanding to be groomed, while cats show dominance by grooming the other.

A perfect relationship

[kira-ann @charrlysa]

This is what I was tweeting about yesterday. We can no longer rely on the assumption ai will be visually distinct or bad looking. Yesterday I heard an ai song that was horrifyingly good to where I was shocked it was ai. You must be against ai on principle, not bc of aesthetic

[Sam Reich @samreich]

choose your fighter

[eugenie 🔞 @harringhole]

eddie sighing and going “i’m gonna go get my brat” when something pisses steve off enough for him to storm out of the room