Rach🤠

Happily married 💍 cat mom🐈‍⬛ 🐈wine=happiness 🍷

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

Does anyone remember the phase where we were embarrassed of baggy tshirts so we tied them at the bottom and now it's like can I get a XXXXXL

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

Grilling on a camping grill at 1 AM listening to @GretaVanFleet , nothing wrong with that! 😝🤘🏼

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

You ever see someone running in the gym and their form makes you think, “I would be terrified if that person chased me”

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

Smoked gouda cheese is the superior cheese

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

you cant unscooby-doo what’s already been scooby-done

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

chasing after a ping pong ball is dehumanizing

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

Put a finger down if you have pulled up to a red light with the windows down jamming out HARD to Blue by Eiffel 65 when to the right of you is a whole funeral with crying people staring daggers through your soul👎🏼🙃

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

@tacobell pro tip, the diablo sauce is delicious with the cravings box; however, it’s not fun if you somehow manage to get it in your nose 🥵🤧😮‍💨

[des 🍒 @desswardd]

ur tired of me? take a nap then silly

[Vey. @veryveda]

“I love me enough for the both of us”

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

in 3 months from now you will be in a better situation. speak it into existence.

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

I’m manifesting financial stability and good fortune because I said so

[jen ⭐️🩷🫧🎀🩵 @0299lspz]

i'm staying home i spend too much money

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

Getting your weight checked by a NY nurse vs a nurse in TN is a WAY different experience. No filter in NY and you hear the phrase “aye yi yi, had to double check my reading”. Don’t mind me, just gonna go cry and eat a bowl of ice cubes 🥲

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

I can hear myself blink when I have AirPods in

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

I’ve been at that age since I came out the womb

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

i’m at that age where unnecessary noise be pissing me off 😭😭

[Rach🤠 @_RachelWaddell]

Being a military spouse means stubbing my toes on and tripping over my husbands boots daily 🥲

[ZENITSU STREAMS @ZenitsuStreams]

God pls dont spoil @
#DoctorStrange #MultiverseOfMadness #Wanda

[monet @monetvalenoire]

no more girlbossing i want to girl rest girl sleep girl lay down