Katie Parker

Twenty-something marketing professional / serial hashtagger.

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

Make sure you have a good following ratio of psychopaths, murderers, depressed emos & single parents for the optimal twitter experience.

[Unsend It™️ @_unSend]

#BreakupWithYourCellPhone if it can't unsend texts - even after being read.

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#ThursdayThoughts Don't allow drunk texting to make you regret your intoxicated messages ever again! #noregrets 🍻🍸📱💯
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[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

Most people love fall for sweaters, pumpkin spice, & cool breezes... I'm just happy I can now yell at my kids without the windows open.

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#WhyTheyChargedMeExtra I repositioned the mannequins in an 'inappropriate manner' @Forever21

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#WhyTheyChargedMeExtra I wasn’t kind and didn't rewind.

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#IWishMyParentsWouldHave soundproofed their bedroom when I was growing up. It's cost me twenty-some years in therapy and counting.

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#KatrinaPiersonHistory There was no iceberg. Obama blew up the Titanic.

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#KatrinaPiersonHistory Obama has yet to recognize Thor as a serious threat to national security.

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#KatrinaPiersonHistory Obama is responsible for the stolen VX gas that nearly destroyed the San Francisco Bay area.

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#ThingsIHaveGoingForMe @Energizer you guys would've rocked this hashtag!

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#ThingsIHaveGoingForMe @Energizer you guys would've rocked this hashtag!

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

I prefer hard wood to carpets. 🍆

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#BrandTheOlympics Grab a @SNICKERS so you don't look like you're going to stab the other swimmers. 🔪

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#HowIHurtMyBack my son stepped on a crack.

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#HowIHurtMyBack my son stepped on a crack.

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#WhyIDidntCompeteThisYear fear of sharks.

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

The swimmies make this extra special. 💯

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#WhyIDidntCompeteThisYear fear of sharks.

[Katie Parker @_RealBlondeGirl]

#BrandTheOlympics Grab a @SNICKERS so you don't look like you're going to stab the other swimmers. 🔪