sad news today. Beeftongue, slug beloved, is no more. it lived just over a year, a good long time for a Florida leatherleaf, and tasted dozens of lettuces and other delicious vegetation beyond any slug’s dreams. I was honored to share some time with this awesome beast.
WIFE: the way I need you right now I— 🫦👆
ME: *pointing at my fully erect penis* not me understanding the assignment like👇😂
THE 15TH TOKUGAWA SHOGUN, YOSHINOBU: アメリカの変態!地下室の冷蔵庫にはもうYoo-Hooはありません 😭