Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕

❝Ironically, I got adopted by the Midorijima yakuza.❞ | Ｂｅｎｉｓｈｉｇｕｒｅ | #DMmd | SPA/ENG

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Shoutout to my bird child that made a family and is long gone because he didn't appreciate me raising them--"

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

i like drink the covfefe I can do it i drink all the coffeens cofveefe I can handle the crffooffffffeee

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"I will fight Ren. I will fight Koujaku. I will fight myself--"

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

these story that i eat a stolen baggel is fake news (i ate two))

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Makes me hungry."

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Following a food account has to be my worst idea thus far."

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

". . .I miss the rest of the Allmates, damnit."

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Bird again, huh. . ."

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"There is food here in my TL... Why must I be lazy when I can actually cook!"

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

AGRESSIVE CHIRPING NOISES.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

Chirping noises.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

Angry chirps.

He is going sleep mode until his sensors receive information about his child movements.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Choke, please."

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

CHIRPING INTENSIFIES.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

Anxious chirping.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Can you guys remember I am an al- Android now. I get updates and these stupid sensors catch your voices /and/ annoying sounds."

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"Stop being so loud while eating and drinking!"

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"CAN YOU NOT. I'M TRYING TO PARENT HERE." Points at small bird.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

"SUPER." That was a lie.

[Ｂｅｎｉ〔べに〕 @_RedMelody]

Beni.exe stopped working.

How does he father..?!