Amy Leszman

Coloradan and Brooklynite. I’ll never be home again. Queer. She/Her. 💜💖💙

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

It’s so strange to not be invited to significant birthday parties of past life friends who have now become little more than acquaintances… but then I remember that my life, too, has evolved and welcomed new and different folks while others have exited. It’s just a circle.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

It’s truly wild how much my body changes every time I gain or lose weight. Why can’t it always be the same??

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

My dad called me yesterday just to let me know that he loved my quote in my work newsletter. 🥺🥺🥺

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

“I want to skin you alive and eat you.” - my girlfriend

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Oh, the irony of working diligently to get past my last Wordle streak only to surpass it by one day before I forgot to play yesterday and thus lost my streak again. 🤦‍♀️

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

I learned today that my surgery didn’t work and I have to have another. Getting drunk because fuckkkkkkk.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

I am so so so over being sick. I would like to feel better now tyvm

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Just eating a pound of pasta and eating chocolate cake. Oh, right. Period INCOMINGGGGGG

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

All I’ve eaten today is cake and honestly, I’m okay with that.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

One of these days I truly hope my past relationship trauma fades because being anxious about nothing is dumb and a waste of my energy and time.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Please lord may I eat a vegetable tomorrow. 💜

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Why is no mulled wine as good as the @LeeversLocavore wine?

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Oh me? I’m just working on the couch while my girlfriend makes cinnamon rolls from scratch. Wish I wasn’t working, but burning down capitalism is for another day. Today, it’s just about the cinnamon rolls.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

There’s a loveliness (clutch) of ladybugs in Emily Dickinson’s bedroom and I feel like it has to be a sign.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

One of my most favorite things about my girlfriend is that when she goes to take a shit, she unabashedly watches TikTok at full volume.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Definitely forgot that the Covid booster gives me insomnia. 👋

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Does my back hurt because of the Covid shot or because I’m on my period? We may never know!

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

@margot_louise

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

@nytimes If y’all could make the Flashback Quiz daily that would be amazinggggg ty in advance.

[Amy Leszman @_Republic]

Ball of anxiety. Who, me?