When you actually date a REAL MAN,you'll get the"Don't worry babe,I got it.Let's go.Lets do it.I planned this for us.I got you a gift just because".Instead of dealing with"Sorry I forgot,I can't make it,not today You didn't text me first"I was busy"Type of man✍️😘👍
Went to the shrink, He says I have a split personality. Charged me $200 I paid him $100 and told him to get the rest from my other personality.”my evil twin”✍️🤑👉💵👋😏🤝🤨👊🚪🖖🤣🤚