80% of meetings exist solely because people don't know how to write concise emails, and 90% of remote work complaints come from managers who don't know how to measure output without seeing a seat in a chair.
HR: "We need people who treat this company like family."Gen Z raised his hand. "My family doesn't make me request permission to attend a funeral." Nobody laughed. HR quickly moved to the next slide.
My cat has about fifteen places to sleep, but somehow the favorite one is whatever piece of clothing I forgot to put away. I don’t even move it anymore because it clearly belongs to her now