Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns

Software developer, human extraordinaire, midnight tweeter; very humble yet terribly handsome - I am two people.

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

Dear Technology,

I ask 2 things of you:
1) I would like to live to see Halley's Comet in 2061
2) I'd like to see it up close

Thanks,
Ryan

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

As a #WordPress #developer, I can't tell you how many times I've typed "wp_postmeat", "$resluts", and "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

Who else out there is trying to connect to a PervasiveSQL database? You feelin' my pain?! This might help: https://t.co/aETi0ZTXrH

#PervasiveSQL

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

Just coined the term "Fubail" - it's a combination of fail/bail + FUBAR... which means it's so screwed we gotta get the f!@# outta here.

#softwaredevelopment =]

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@github's new Skyline contributions view is pretty cool!

https://t.co/Csy971ybZm

Bet you can spot the few months I was in a poor fit for me last year xD

Going strong in 2022 though, all is well =]

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@endorito @MetroBoomin ...on top?

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@realXanderXjork I don't disagree, but if that's the metric we go off of, I'm screwed! D=

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@pat_ramsey @ScholdGato haha excellent! Hope y'all have a great night =]

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@NicsuPR I mean if that's all you heard from his words, I would argue that you missed the point... hear it from someone who understood him: https://t.co/7W3bWmAFPp

Or not. You do you 👍

I will miss him though.

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@dustyfresh HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (even if I'm not one of the bastards)

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

If I send you one youtube this week, it's gonna be this one: https://t.co/C57xjzWtbR

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

It's that time of year again! I POSTED TO MY BLOG!

So if you're trying to add your own page to WooCommerce's My Account page in your plugin - here's a quick tutorial in 3 easy steps (code example included!):

https://t.co/2jDcryrKsB

Onward, fellow WP plugin developers!

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@NfNitLoop Awwwww I'm protesting Chrome specifically. I use FF and MS Edge for my chromium stuff. Surprised by how decent Edge is these days =]

That's a serious protip though. I need to figure something like that out 🤔

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

So after I close the window for cookies, then the subscribe to newsletter window, then the survey... NOW can I view your website without interruptions or do I just need to quit the internet?

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@jxnova Is this supposed to be ironic? 🤔

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@NanouuSymeon "This is an html document. Please render accordingly."

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

Working on a site and noticed all the custom JavaScript was placed inside the vendor folder... I think that's how you know you've made it as a dev 🤣

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@kathygriffin @kathygriffin - I'm a fan of yours, but let's be real: the only sexist thing was her nomination.

What you're witnessing now is horrible politics under the guise of due diligence; a man in the same circumstance would face the same BS.

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@andrei_matei Now if only I could stop procrastinating and clean up around here...... haha =]

[Ryan "Rohjay" Oeltjenbruns @_Rohjay]

@andrei_matei Yeah man! I can't complain. Got a nice roof over my head, good food in my belly, and my passions are alive and well. Life is good homie 😁