Matt Roustas

Waterloo | Toronto

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Red Bull @redbull]

so Dario Costa just became the first person to fly a plane through TWO tunnels and we are literally speechless🤯 #givesyouwiiings #worldrecord

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Anyone else thinking that @LandoNorris is the real deal?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the era of doing tricks for treats. is over. starting today. i would like treats. simply for existing

[Bake @BakeHatesItHere]

My dream home

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Only $69.420!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

glad zoboomafoo isn’t alive to see all this

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

if your dog stretches and you dont say "OH BIG STRETCH" every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to know you

[CP24 @CP24]

JUST IN: The provincial government says that it will start issuing replacements the week of March 16 for the new blue license plates that were hard to see in the dark. The province says that 71,000 of the plates were issued to customers.

[Tendy Gear @Tendy_Gear]

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[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

texted a girl “what are you up to” a week ago and she has yet to respond. can’t believe she’s thinking this hard about it lol it’s a simple question. honestly i might just ghost her

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.

[Jay Swingler @JaySwingler]

Guys are so much more supportive to other guys than girls are with other girls, hahaha why the fuck do you girls not wanna help each other? Always bitching and commenting on how shit someone’s contour is

[Strombone @strombone1]

Retirement has been great so far. Currently at a dance competition in Disney world. I get to sit and watch dance for 6 hours straight. 🆘 After that we get to go to the park and stand in line for hours 🆘🆘in the blistering heat and humidity 🆘🆘to go on a 2 min ride🆘HELP!🆘🆘🆘

[Anna Drezen @annadrezen]

Four weeks into a job, you’ve seen everybody’s shirts

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Pretty sure I just became a fan of any team this guy ever faces ever again.