Robert

boop / bop / beep

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

Government: Stock up on something you can eat for 30 days.

Me:

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

When you're kinky, but not too kinky

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

Guys ... did I just download the wrong Odyssey?

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

Them: What are you looking for in a partner?
Me: Someone that likes doing things I love.
Them: Like what?
Me:

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

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@skscartoon The SCOTUS has already told these retards that district judges CANNOT make sweeping injunctions that cover the entire country.

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@The_King_Trout Pissing in the middle of the night is the acceptable time for a man to sit down and let it flow free without worry of messy clean up.

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

Big pHarma's first Adderall meeting

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Ah yes, my favorite genre of sculptures - "Hey you know what'd be extremely fucked up to see in the woods at night?"

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

I DON'T want your digital ID.
I DON'T want your injections.
I DON'T want your smart cities.
I DON'T want your digital currency.
I DON'T want your social credit score.
I DON'T want your IRS agents or taxes.

I just want to be left alone. If that bothers you:

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

I'm not doing well mentally right now ... but please keep in mind I'm also not doing well physically or financially.

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

JOHN WICK is the dark timeline where Ted went to military school.

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@AVGirl4Life

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

Tell her you're built like Christian Bale, but don't say in which movie.

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me trying to flirt

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Hey RDJ ... what ya dog doin?

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

The problem is that we are looking for someone to grow old together...
while the secret is to find someone to stay a child with.

~ C. Bukowski

[Robert @_RowBearToe]

🙄 I just wanted my cup to be left alone ...

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@ShitpostRock Commies are mad because they want to be the ones with what they think is immunity to do whatever they want and go around attacking people they don't like. They want the power and are mad when other people (police) tell them no.

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Right about here