Royal Oak F.C

Founded in 2019, Royal Oak F.C are unrecognised for being one of the best six a side teams in the world. #UpTheRoyals #ComeOnYouRoyals #ROFC

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As you could probably guess, we stacked it. On to next season.

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SUB: Wright, Slingsby, Williams. Williams returns to the squad after 3 weeks away. Jackson has decided a holiday in Cornwall is more important than Wrighty getting his cock out and 8 pints in hop pole. Can't win them all can you.

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TEAM NEWS: Costel Pinnellimon, Virgil Van Dave, Sam Allardyce, Ricardo Baz Te, Seb Larson, Chris Sutton

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Preston is shitting goals. Davey is yet to let anything past him. Wright is yet to get naked. Follow us tonight for some updates on the big game!

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Roantree "9 games down and it all falls down to tonight. I've told the lad I'm chinning any one of them who fucks up. No mistakes tonight, I want nothing left out there this evening."

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Fucking huge game for the Oak tonight. a win sees us promoted, a draw could also see us promoted. The lads are ready and waiting for a huge fixture, Roantrees thoughts to follow...

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Royal Oak 2019 calender shoot is also available NOW! Get in touch via DM.

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The standings from tonight will be confirmed on here when we know. Following this, ticket and travel information will be posted on the club website and available to buy from Ben Wrights shed.

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"Preston is guaranteed to shit goals, unfortunately the side has been a tad constipated at the moment. Last week was the beginning on the avalanche of diarrhea and here comes Preston raining goals." (2/2)

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Roantree "what do I think? I'm absolutely fucking delighted. My team talk today was simple, I told the boys they know what was required of them. Have Jackson back was like a new signing." (1/2)

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Nice to see Preston (Chris Sutton) back amongst the goals. Thoughts from Roantree to follow...

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What do the boys do? Fucking switch it on. @Jackson95Matty out of retirement smashes the fucker into that stanch followed by @AdamPreston18 scoring for the consecutive week. We're awaiting other results but I could all fall onto next week with the ball in the Royal Oak court.

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Update on this week. We somehow landed in 4th from 2nd last week, that's how tight things was. A win tonight was crucial in our promotion bid, playing against a 2nd placed Bayern Bru...

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2-1. Even further from ideal.

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1-1. Far from ideal.

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Apparently the gaffers put it on a fucking tuppence for him, absolutely magic. Roaners dusts off his boots and bitches every fucker when he fancies #fact #passiton #onroanerswetrust

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Reports coming in that the Oak are 1-0 up in the top of the table clash against Wheatsheaf! @AdamPreston18 scoring, let's hope they're like London buses and all come at one.

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NEW! Get your Royal Oak car freshener now. Available online and in our club shop £2.99. For each freshener bought, @Benjaninwright has promised to do a naked push up.

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A picture of our Virgil Van Dave on the ball Monday evening...

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Despite the 1-0 defeat in Monday, the royals are looking good running into the final stages of the season. Few things to note if we gain promotion:
- @Benjaninwright has promised to do a naked lap of the 3G
- @Jackson95Matty will come to the end of season do dressed as a tree