Magdalena

SWE by day, existential crisis surfer by night 👩🏻‍💻🇫🇷 French nerd since MCMXCVI ~ « hawk tuah frenchcore IT posting » - @equacc ~ phamous tehc infulencr

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

C is Latin, the root of all modern languages, the whole universe used to speak it.

C++ is French, it’s Latin with fancy rules, used by the elite around the world & in specific circles.

JavaScript is English, everybody speaks it, most speakers speak it poorly and others don’t bother learning another language.

Java is German, it’s verbose, over-complicated and it made me cry several times. I won’t elaborate.

Python is Esperanto, it was created to be so easy everyone could speak it. Its speakers could benefit from a shower once in a while.

Rust is Russian, most speakers have an authoritarian left background and want to spread it worldwide.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@HackingBaseball Croque madame 😬

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@honeybutterbrot Hahaha it is! I have a room, I’m fed and I’m high on pills 24/7 all for free!

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

"Girl, your 30s will be your best decade!"

Literally 1 month and 3 days into my 30s and I’ve been committed to a psychiatric hospital. Already three months in, no exit in sight for the near to mid future.

And in all honesty, I love it here!

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@ShoesChess It really is great, compared to the insane world doing its shit on the other side of the fence, I’m on the right side of it!

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@RealMikeWeed Thank you so much Mike, this means a lot to me! 🙏🏻 I really appreciate and hope you’re doing wonderful

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@RealMikeWeed Hi Mike! 🫶 I’m currently on my hospital bed tripping high on Valium & other shits, life feels beautiful up here, and this tweet will be one among other stuff I’ll regret having done tomorrow morning

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@HackingBaseball The hospital is not the best but it feels like home, the nurses are literal angels, psychologists are top tier but I’m scared of the psychiatrist. I don’t get along with most of the patients because they’re too crazy, but I have my crew and we love each other very much.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@HackingBaseball Let’s gooooo!!

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@KhazAkar @trshpuppy I just found out it wasn’t normal for some people, I don’t know who are these people, I do it all the time when I go for a walk with a friend. Now I’m in a psychiatric hospital so I don’t get as many opportunities as I used to, but looking fwd to it.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@valvesoftware Way too expensive, it’s fucked up.

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@valvesoftware Fuck that shit.

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@hr_sasja @ZikadaPrime Yep

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@punkerlabrat @pcgamer Puns don’t make an opinion relevant

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@CultMoodyMovie2 @Wario64 1. You don’t own anything on any platform (except GOG)
2. It’s not exclusive to the Steam Deck or Machine
3. The Steam Deck & Machine are regular computers, they’re not locked to Steam games
4. You forgot to take your Xanax

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@cosyposter The rollercoaster is made of emotions.

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@RealPostFolder I ask them whether they’ve been on the Eiffel Tower. If so, they’re not Parisian. No Parisian has ever been on the Eiffel Tower.

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@glorynfortune This is exactly what psychedelics feel like.

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@clashreport I tick the cases but I didn’t receive shit. I guess the nation will have to send someone else’s child to the front! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@ShitpostRock Except Tim Sweeny, I’ve never heard of anyone disliking Valve.