Magdalena

SWE by day, existential crisis surfer by night 👩🏻‍💻🇫🇷 French nerd since MCMXCVI ~ « hawk tuah frenchcore IT posting » - @equacc ~ phamous tehc infulencr

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

C is Latin, the root of all modern languages, the whole universe used to speak it.

C++ is French, it’s Latin with fancy rules, used by the elite around the world & in specific circles.

JavaScript is English, everybody speaks it, most speakers speak it poorly and others don’t bother learning another language.

Java is German, it’s verbose, over-complicated and it made me cry several times. I won’t elaborate.

Python is Esperanto, it was created to be so easy everyone could speak it. Its speakers could benefit from a shower once in a while.

Rust is Russian, most speakers have an authoritarian left background and want to spread it worldwide.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@hr_sasja @ZikadaPrime Yep

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@punkerlabrat @pcgamer Puns don’t make an opinion relevant

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@CultMoodyMovie2 @Wario64 1. You don’t own anything on any platform (except GOG)
2. It’s not exclusive to the Steam Deck or Machine
3. The Steam Deck & Machine are regular computers, they’re not locked to Steam games
4. You forgot to take your Xanax

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@cosyposter The rollercoaster is made of emotions.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@RealPostFolder I ask them whether they’ve been on the Eiffel Tower. If so, they’re not Parisian. No Parisian has ever been on the Eiffel Tower.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@glorynfortune This is exactly what psychedelics feel like.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@clashreport I tick the cases but I didn’t receive shit. I guess the nation will have to send someone else’s child to the front! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@ShitpostRock Except Tim Sweeny, I’ve never heard of anyone disliking Valve.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@tekbog You need 300M in the US to do what you can do with 30M in the EU, plus the USD is lower than the EUR so you’d actually need 350M because the American’t.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

Tweeting this took me so long because I couldn’t remember that word. I was thinking of Lebensraum which obviously doesn’t convey the same idea.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

That’s the Lebenswelt in its purest form.

[Danny Conrad @DannyJConrad]

Walked past him and said “I think you’re in the wrong seat.” He took his AirPods out and said “what.” I said “I think you’re in the wrong seat” He said “no I’m 27C” and I said “ha Im just makin a joke that you should be in the pilot seat.” He said “ah” and put his AirPods back in

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@DavidPoulden Always these damn Brits!

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@therealmissjo Always these damn Americans!

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@qNemo ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️Magdalena⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️is⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️the best⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️also⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️you should⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️follow⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️her⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

Lately my friends and I have been drawing random black boxes onto our party pictures because it adds a certain vibe and aura.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@CryptoEmpressX @jakeshieldsajj You rn.

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@X_Diam0nd_X @eternalclassic_ I loved it so so much! I went to the Oceanarium, it was cool, then to the Primorskiy Safari Park, and to be honest, Supra has become my favourite restaurant in the world! 🥹 The people were very kind too, you guys are great!

[Magdalena @_RustyRooster]

@srtager555 @eternalclassic_ This was already answered multiple times but it’s Группа крови - Кино.
Цой жив by the way.