— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦

‹ by following, you consent to putting up w/ my shitposting, hornyposting, memes, wacky&stupid dumbass. ›
wait, what do you mean this isn't legally binding?

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

⠀
- ( not really canon accurate.
21+ content. )

- ( lewd possible; lesbian.
⠀ crack/serious focus. )

⠀ ⠀⠀⎯⎯ “ Tʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʜᴀs sᴇᴇɴ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴅᴀʀᴋɴᴇss,
sʜɪɴᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. ,,

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

/ the worst part about my yearly check-in is that the people i really really liked have deactivated or disappeared, and their numbers wane by the day.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

i'm stealing it.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

HOW MANY FUCKING ONLYFANS BOTS FOLLOWED ME JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS THIS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T ACTIVELY CLEAN THEM UP

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

/ yun stop liking my tweets you cutie

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

/ why do you people still follow me i'm literally dead and inactive

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

SCREAMS.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

Hi!
... You have my attention. What's next?

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

Hi.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

wigglin'.
she's happy to be back.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

leaning down to pick up laundry;
... stuck on the washing machine.

“ gaareeeeeeeeeeeeeeen! „

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

tug— rip.
bonks once more, with the half-ripped paper.

[Yun. @xAwoo_]

clenches her jaw, allowing fangs to pierce the paper.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

tugs the paper.

[Yun. @xAwoo_]

bites the nudepaper.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

smacks with the newspaper.

[Yun. @xAwoo_]

moans.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

Gasp.

"I told you to stop moaning!"

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

Reeeeeeeaching a hand out.

... Poke, poke.

[GOLDEN LION @VacuoLioness]

〝  They are, touch the fabric.   〞

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

Happy Lux noises!

Aaah... Thank you, Ahri.
This is much better!

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

It's okay, it's okay.

... I demand headpats as compensation.

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

That frown turned to more of a look of regret.

" ... "

" I'm sorry— "

[— 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 @_Rxdiance]

It was supposed to...
I was going to say your plan worked, but...-

Nevermind —