Ryan Damus

do you think your Wu-Tang sword can defeat me? #COYS #THFC

[DDOT. @DDotOmen]

If the Knicks win this chip they gotta put Funk Flex on the big screen in Time Square like Zordon

[Layla Ellie @sagifario]

Mumdani is great Mayor

[shawn gardini @shwangardini]

I love soda. I drink too much of it. It's bad for your health, but it makes you feel so good. How could it be bad for me when it makes me feel so good. I feel the same way about cigarettes.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Ryan Damus @_Ryan_Davis]

@pokehuntdotfun

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🇳🇿 New Zealand have reported for World Cup duty, and their first piece of content was always going to feature Tim Payne. 😂

The defender now has over 4 million followers and the song created for him by Argentina fans is playing in the background. 🎶🤣

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

Is The Warriors Rockstar’s most underrated game?

[Ryan Damus @_Ryan_Davis]

A few months in the hobby @pokehuntdotfun giving me love. Can’t be mad at that

[Ryan Damus @_Ryan_Davis]

@pokehuntdotfun Anyone who disagrees doesn’t understand how hard finding shit you can afford really is

[Ryan Damus @_Ryan_Davis]

@pokehuntdotfun Rip that shit doggy

[PokeHunt @pokehuntdotfun]

If we give you a Prismatic SPC, are you opening it or will you keep it sealed?

Let us know below and we might hook you up 👇

#pokemon #pokemoncommunity #pokemontcg #pokehunt

[Sean @scs_real]

The greatest one hit wonder, in the history of humanity, was released on this day, 41 years ago.

Yes, you are that old.

You're welcome America

[Brian Roemmele @BrianRoemmele]

🚨 THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT🚨

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

THE NEW INFOWARS….

I have a feeling Alex Jones won’t like it.

And yes this is real.

[Ellyn Briggs @EllynBriggs]

Here's 45 seconds of Facebook telling me the alleged WHCD shooter was a former staffer of literally almost every major collegiate and professional sports team

[Luke @Superspurs131]

Ok this is good

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

The Very Unofficial Scotland World Cup song (as heard on BBC Scotland just now) is OUT NOW on Spotify and Apple Music etc so if you like it please do listen x

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Government must deliver for working people—and every dollar in our budget should work as hard as they do.

That’s why I directed every agency to cut waste and help close our budget gap.

Here’s some of what we found.