Saruhhh

take it easy, baby

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15 yrs ago I was getting out of my mom's minivan at school. My foot got wrapped around the seatbelt and I face planted on the curb. She started driving away bc she thought I was out & drug me til the other moms beeped at her. And I'm alive to tell the tale. Still hilarious.

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I need more cooking shows hosted by @antoni. Not a want at this point, but a need.

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There’s a song that has lyrics that say “hold tight you’re slowly coming back to life” and I feel that. Slowly but surely.

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My toxic trait is thinking no one recognizes me in public when I have sunglasses on

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@Yankees

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Am I like the only person not obsessed with Halloween

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Why is meet the teacher night like what I would assume speed dating would be like

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Go off, mom

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Things like this keep me going

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Honestly hardest part of a new job is finding a new bathroom stall you feel comfortable in

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How it started vs how it’s going

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Hahaha wanna hear a joke that’s hysterical??? I test positive two hours before a wedding and the day before I leave for vacation. Except it’s not a joke and it’s reality

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Good afternoon and happy Monday. A child ate a dollar bill today. Crumpled it up, chewed it, swallowed it. Can’t make it up.

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@whiteannie_ HAHA thanks Annie 😂 honestly not sure where it’s coming from

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The absolute HOLD arugula has on me

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My gram got an iPhone everyone

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@eiLeanWithIT My favorite show..Keeping Up With The Kellys😂😂

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Why did I pay $25 for in flight wifi??? Probably because I was having a minor panic attack and needed the comfort of cake making videos to soothe me.

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I’m so out of it today that I was driving and MENTALLY was playing a song in my head, but I used the button on my steering wheel to attempt to change it and was PUZZLED when nothing changed. And best part? My radio was muted anyway

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How long will my hyper fixation on Frosted Flakes last until I can’t even stomach the idea of seeing the box? Stay tuned