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"Ope"

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I got 3 bags of purple doritos delivered to my door.

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Hey @cousinssubs, I think you're the best of the best when it comes to sandwiches.

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Hey @lildickytweets, episode 9 was absolutely incredible #hairlessdave #nobrow

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Bucks in 6 @Bucks

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Good riddance ya cheeto-headed fuckwad #ByeDon

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@realDonaldTrump you're utterly despicable. #humangarbage #disgrace #shameful

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@mypotguide UK Cheese is my favorite strain! 🧀

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NPR host just said “Paul Mana-fart” and I laughed aloud.

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Why does Pandora care if they’re playing music into an empty room?

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@emilydenboer Lol

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@mypotguide 😂

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Just another reminder @FoxNews is harmful.

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When those munchies hit! 😂 Happy #NationalCerealDay, don't forget to roll one for us! 🥣😋 https://t.co/PFh82Kox4R

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CANNA-TIP: Learn how to blow smoke rings to impress your friends at your next sesh 😙💨. It’s not easy but once you get the hang of it they can be really impressive & fun! #smoketricks #Orings #frenchinhale

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@mypotguide UK Cheese

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@ZachCarlson17 lol

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As I was helping my blind passenger take her groceries to her house, her seeing eye dog jumped up and started trying to jump my leg. She yelled at him like it’s happened before...

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Person - “you’re from Milwaukee! I’m from Chicago!” Me - “oh I’m so sorry”

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I cannot believe I witnessed in person Wee Man staple Steve-o’s ballsack to Steve-o’s stomach Saturday night.